Dear Gossips,
How will TV go on without the Mighty Opes? Who will tell the MiniVan Majority what to read? Who will remind them that they should love themselves and celebrate the angels inside their souls? This is troubling. Because while you know I’m not down with Her Mightiness, it frightens me that Tyra is now being spoken of as Her heir. Can you imagine a generation of MiniVan Members hanging off of Tyra’s every word? Shiloh help us all.
Oprah says She’s shutting down on September 9, 2011. So we have just shy of two years to go and it will be shoved down our throats – best of episodes, tears, car giveaways, and every celebrity dragging ass to pay homage to the Big O before She repackages a “new” one on Her own f-cking network. And it’ll be like She never left. Wonder what the ad rates are going to be leading up to the final episodes. She’ll probably set a new daytime record.
It’s Friday. Please scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Will try to send you off on your weekend with some new hatemail in response to my New Moon review. I totally forgot one crucial part though. More on that later.
By the way, critics might not be loving New Moon but they are hating Planet 51 even more. Who’s in Planet 51? That’s right. Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. And she’s getting crushed this weekend by New Moon, expected to gross at least $80 million this weekend, projected by some to go way, way north of that.
You see now why Shelfy clings? You see now why she’s engineers her f-ckery? What else can she do?
Have a great weekend.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
That is not a typo. You’ll get it when you watch it. Another hilarious Chelsea Handler interview. Fifty is currently promoting a million different projects: cologne, album, movie, himself, whatever. So he visited Chelsea and they talked about gay Chace Crawfod and sex and security and sex again and she compared him to T. Full Story
Lolita Hayden P fellates a machine gun (The Superficial)
Michael K says this is how Twi-Hards will be reacting to New Moon (Dlisted)
She’s not bending over and blowing a kiss. What’s up? (Hollywood Tuna)
Yummmm…Sam Worthington (Just Jared)
More famous A listers who didn’t go to Diddy’s party (Pop Sugar)
Chicken Fried Boo Boos: still can’t tell them apart, and they still seem like they don’t grow (INO)
Watch Ashley Greene pose hard (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
The Mighty O’s farewell…and it begins (Cele|bitchy)
How to tell you’re The One (Betty Confidential)
Handicapping Oprah’s replacements (Popeater)
James Franco made a very brief, camouflaged appearance on General Hospital yesterday at the end but today is the real reveal. My PVR is now programmed to record GH every day. Thanks God for fast forward. Full Story
Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s drinking heavily, she’s experimenting with some other substances, she’s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely an adult around to supervise. Full Story
Congrats to Matthew W, Marianna K, and Bryan B for winning the Tudors Season 3 DVD set, and to Elaine R for winning Seasons 1-3. Enjoy and thanks for supporting our site! Full Story
Dear Gossips,
It’s not even the end of November but already the predictions are rolling in. Nine has surged this week after its weekend junket and very strong buzz about the performances from Marion Cotillard to Penelope Cruz and even Kate Hudson. Did you watch them all on Oprah yesterday? More on that later.
The boldest to date – The Los Angeles Times, this early in the game, is predicting Inglourious Basterds, helped by the expansion for Best Picture to include 10 films. Basterds was a box office winner and Quentin Tarantino has generated some much good will in the community. It will undoubtedly fare well at the Golden Globes, and if you believe Tom O’Neil, will factor at the Oscars too. Which means Harvey Weinstein will be all over it. Basterds, Nine, and A Single Man??? Marchesa everywhere. F-ck.
It’s Thursday – blogging all day, more Skarsgard, some Posh and burgers, and my New Moon review is coming up too. Full Intro
Yesterday JailBait Miley Cyrus talked out of her ass about Twilight, said she’s never seen it and never will, flexing like she’s above all hormonal hysteria. Oh reeeee-leeeee? Yesterday I posted that it was not so much opinion as it was resentment and today it becomes even clearer. Full Story
This is how civilised bitches settle a score. Dance-offs are for amateurs (Dlisted)
Carrie Prejean’s was destined for porn from the beginning. So said the Lord (The Superficial)
Blair Waldorf gives out a Woodie (Just Jared)
Katy Perry looks awful (Hollywood Tuna)
Gaga before Gaga (Towleroad)
Men of the year and bitches who don’t eat (Pop Sugar)
Spittle wants to bottle his spittle smell (Cele|bitchy)
Massage parlour tramp gets naked online and … no one watches??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
How Springsteen is like Spears (Popeater)
Megan Fox roller skates and crotch shots (Popoholic)
Downey Jr. Guy Ritchie calls him “Rob”. I always thought it was “Bob”. I don’t see him as a Rob or a Bob. I see him as RDJ. You? According to Ritchie: “It seems impossible now that anybody other than Rob could have played (Sherlock Holmes). He thinks like Sherlock Holmes, he’s complicated like Sherlock Holmes, and he can really brawl. Full Story
