Dear Gossips,
Am home now. Getting caught up on PVR. Finally watched Zach Galifianakis kill it on Saturday Night Live. Poor Jude Law has to follow that this weekend. As for Jennifer Lopez’s reportedly disastrous showing – still haven’t been able to get to that yet. It’s like... I’m afraid of it. I am afraid of the fontrum.
It’s Wednesday and Jennifer Aniston is trying to get sexy with Spittle. Also Sean Penn being a dick and my favourite photo of the day courtesy of Bo P who sent this link from The Onion. It’s KFed Jr’s most recent magazine cover. Full Intro
No idea at the time what the f-ck was coming out of Sean Penn’s mouth when he presented Best Actress at the Oscars on Sunday. The online community however has analysed the footage and determined he must have been referring to Robin Wright – his omission of her during his acceptance speech last year, and the Academy overlooking her performance in Pippa Lee. Full Story
That much hyped W Magazine cover. For weeks we were hearing that they went into the desert and practically f-cked for the cameras. And while that may have been the case during the shoot, the photos they’ve chosen to release speak to something decidedly less sexy. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are promoting The Bounty Hunter. Full Story
Happy 36th Birthday Amy! By request, here’s Common at the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday. Enjoy! To Melissa – Happy Birthday! I’m sorry to hear it’s been a rough go lately but it’s a new year, with your new sport utility, and a new job – it’s time to turn it around. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
It’s a big day today. Today is the Chinese Squawking Chicken’s 60th birthday. There was a party on Saturday. Jacek flew to Toronto represent us as I was in LA for Oscar weekend. He was her personal photographer. She wore sparkly pink and made my dad kiss her in front of the audience and asked people if they’d ever been to a better party. She told me yesterday that she’s been thinking about writing a Squawking Chicken feng shui advice column but doesn’t know how her husband would handle it: “What to happen when I so fame?”
It’s a question more people in Hollywood should ask of themselves.
Thanks for your emails and messages both for me and for Duana. She’s the best friend for helping out on the busiest weekend. And in just one short day, she’s now had her very own taste of Twi-Hard hatemail. Somehow they found her on Twitter... Full Intro
Lainey’s in transit to the airport in LA traffic. Need I say more? She’ll be back with more but here’s my version of Tingles to move things along. Jacek.
This video is the best career decision Heidi Montag will ever make. It would be funnier if she could act but she gets a pass for effort and humility (The Superficial)
This is what the devil and his servant look like in hell (Dlisted)
Letterman’s bitch to plead guilty (PopEater)
I have no idea who this is but it doesn’t matter when you look like this. Call her a celeb. (Hollywood Tuna)
Heigl improving her hate-f-ck status. I would. (Just Jared)
RPatz talking baby rumours? Many instantly click. Oh RPatz you’re so dreamy. (Pop Sugar)
Sean Penn has clearly been dared to be as annoying as possible (The Blemish)
Who needs guns or pepper spray when you have breast milk? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Megan Fox’s fake talents on display in GQ (Popholic)
This chick scares me. Crazy eyes and crazy looks (Go Fug Yourself)
According to Hollywood Life, Spittle was Madonna’s target the other night at her annual Oscar afterparty co-hosted by her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore. According to Hollywood Life eyewitnesses, Madge and Spittle were all over each other, grinding up on the dance floor in plain view. Full Story
