The latest celebrity news, gossip, and photos from LaineyGossip.com lainey@laineygossip.com My alarm has decided it won&rsquo;t work in Vegas. Am sorry for the late start. Full disclosure: this might also have something to do with the fact that I&rsquo;m now obsessed with Blackjack Switch and had to pry myself off the tables last night/this morning. http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_19mar10.aspx Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:31:00 GMT 2010-03-19T08:31:00 lainey@laineygossip.com I&rsquo;m telling you, Tom Cruise Jr really IS Tom Cruise Jr. In so many ways. This is Taylor Lautner leaving LAX today. Side by side, see for yourself. Right? And the security detail too. It&rsquo;s the same! Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise Jr. http://www.laineygossip.com/Taylor_Lautner_leaves_LAX_very_much_resembling_Tom_Cruise_.aspx Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:21:00 GMT 2010-03-19T14:21:00 lainey@laineygossip.com Most of us agreed that SJP did not present very strong at the Oscars. Hell na. Or have you forgotten? <a target="_blank" href="http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Jessica_Parker_and_Matthew_Broderick_Oscar_2010_. http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Jessica_Parker_Cynthia_Nixon_and_Kristin_Davis_at_ShoWest_19mar10.aspx Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:48:31 GMT 2010-03-19T12:48:31 lainey@laineygossip.com The Bounty Hunter is getting KILLED by the critics. It&rsquo;s a f-cking bloodbath. At press time the movie is registering just 10% on <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10012049-bounty_hunter/" target="_blank">Rotten Tomatoes</a> and an even weaker 5% among <a href="http://www. http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_Gerard_Butler_terrible_reviews_for_The_Bounty_Hunter_19mar10.aspx Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:12:47 GMT 2010-03-19T12:12:47 lainey@laineygossip.com Heidi Montag is now looking for a new man to control her (<a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/heidi_montag_fired_her_psychic.php " target="_blank">The Superficial</a>) Mother Lohan continues to be allergic to getting a real job (<a href="http://dlisted. http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_19mar10.aspx Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:35:49 GMT 2010-03-19T11:35:49 lainey@laineygossip.com George Clooney&rsquo;s crusty sh-t at the Oscars was widely noted, and not only on gossip blogs. He and the Italian Queen were way off game that night. Word is, during the ceremony, there was some stank floating between them too. http://www.laineygossip.com/George_Clooney_voted_for_Jeff_Bridges_at_Oscars_and_proves_it_.aspx Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:19:04 GMT 2010-03-19T11:19:04 lainey@laineygossip.com Vanessa Hudgens at ShoWest yesterday at the CBS Films presentation and at the ceremony where she received the Female Star of Tomorrow Award. Um, really? For her legs, right? Because those are some legs. http://www.laineygossip.com/Vanessa_Hudgens_and_Alex_Pettyfer_at_ShoWest_19mar10.aspx Fri, 19 Mar 2010 10:26:57 GMT 2010-03-19T10:26:57 lainey@laineygossip.com We&rsquo;ve just cleared our second award season in a row without Cate Blanchett. Missed her so much. Cate has focused on work at home in Australia, without too many film commitments, save Robin Hood which will fight for box office supremacy in May, due for release just a week after RDJ&rsquo;s Iron Man 2. http://www.laineygossip.com/Cate_Blanchett_and_Russell_Crowe_attend_GenerationOne_launch_in_Sydney_19mar10.aspx Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:50:52 GMT 2010-03-19T09:50:52 lainey@laineygossip.com Katherine Heigl was in Vegas last night at ShoWest, first appearing at the Warner Bros presentation for upcoming releases and then to receive her award as Female Star of the Year. I like her with black hair. http://www.laineygossip.com/Katherine_Heigl_ShoWest_Female_Star_of_the_Year_19mar10.aspx Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:25:00 GMT 2010-03-19T09:25:00 lainey@laineygossip.com Look who can&rsquo;t handle aging. Billy Bob Thornton coloured his hair. And it&rsquo;s all flopsy around his forehead too. Like that&rsquo;ll hide his douche. Please. Nothing can hide his douche. Remember when BBT got all pissy faced on CBC Radio Q with <a target="_blank" href="http://www. http://www.laineygossip.com/Billy_Bob_Thornton_tries_young_hair_in_Vegas_at_Showest_19mar10.aspx Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:01:13 GMT 2010-03-19T09:01:13 lainey@laineygossip.com Hey Rhea at Venetian &ndash; stop me next time, I&rsquo;d love to meet you! And Jennifer can help you speak up in forensics grad seminars but she can&rsquo;t teleport to Vegas and give you her balls! Happy Birthday Nithya from Babs in London! I hear you want some LipGloss. http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_ShoutOuts_19mar10.aspx Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:38:35 GMT 2010-03-19T08:38:35 lainey@laineygossip.com Dear Gossips, They&rsquo;re working me up for Kick-Ass. The genius online campaign is now in its final push before the film&rsquo;s release on April 16th and it&rsquo;s been a long, long time since I&rsquo;ve wanted to see a movie this badly. http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_18mar10.aspx Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:51:00 GMT 2010-03-18T06:51:00 lainey@laineygossip.com As of yesterday afternoon, she was still with Jason Trawick. And she (mostly) held it together. As of this afternoon, it could be an entirely different story. Because Chicken Fried is back to crazy. At least on the outside. http://www.laineygossip.com/Britney_Spears_goes_shopping_changes_half_way_through_disaster_March_2010.aspx Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:23:00 GMT 2010-03-18T15:23:00 lainey@laineygossip.com Have been receiving messages all day from people like Michelle D: Lainey-So, there have been two separate events with two separate dresses and no comments on the K-Steeze? I am now addicted to your wardrobe review, so I have to know! What did you think of Kristen Stewart's dresses. http://www.laineygossip.com/Kristen_Stewart_at_the_NY_premiere_of_The_Runaways_18mar10.aspx Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:54:27 GMT 2010-03-18T14:54:27 lainey@laineygossip.com Jesse James has issued a public apology. My mother is an unforgiving bitch. She can hold a grudge forever. And she has that horrible habit of bringing sh-t up forever, like almost 15 years later, she&rsquo;ll still throw it in my face the time when I was dating that guy and didn&rsquo;t take her to the doctor and took money from her and went snowboarding instead and what a prick he was and how I wasted a year and a half of my life on his sorry ass. http://www.laineygossip.com/Jesse_James_issues_apology_to_Sandra_Bullock_for_infidelity_18mar10.aspx Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:00:25 GMT 2010-03-18T14:00:25 lainey@laineygossip.com That must be the reason. My excitement over wall to wall all basketball and being in Vegas at the same time and the bing bing bing sounds coming from the casino floor and free drinks and hopefully finding that Elizabeth &amp; James jacket I should have bought in LA and what the f-ck, where is my bitch because a reader called Renee sent over this little interview with JailBait and her boyfriend that I&rsquo;d not seen before and, even though I can hear her speaking, that f-cking annoying voice, I&rsquo;m not finding myself hating. http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_Liam_Hemsworth_Teen_Vogue_video_18mar10.aspx Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:15:23 GMT 2010-03-18T12:15:23 lainey@laineygossip.com You&rsquo;ve been sending me snippets of Karl Lagerfeld&rsquo;s Vice interview, but have you read the entire article? Wait. Don&rsquo;t click just yet. Make sure you have time to savour. Make sure you won&rsquo;t be interrupted by a phone call. http://www.laineygossip.com/Karl_Lagerfeld_Vice_Interview_gold_18mar10.aspx Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:53:59 GMT 2010-03-18T10:53:59 lainey@laineygossip.com Texts and emails can always be saved. Why don&rsquo;t cheaters ever remember this? (<a href="http://dlisted.com/node/36512 " target="_blank">Dlisted</a>) I think I can actually see Heidi Montag&rsquo;s ass scars (<a href="http://thesuperficial. http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_18mar10.aspx Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:45:00 GMT 2010-03-18T10:45:00 lainey@laineygossip.com The reviews are starting to come in for The Bounty Hunter. And they are BAD. Like super, super, super sh-t. Here&rsquo;s a taste:There are no rewards to be claimed for enduring The Bounty Hunter. &ndash; Variety I stared with glazed eyes at The Bounty Hunter. http://www.laineygossip.com/Jason_Bateman_Jennifer_Aniston_in_The_Switch_trailer_18mar10.aspx Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:26:09 GMT 2010-03-18T09:26:09 lainey@laineygossip.com Many you of had follow-up questions after my Michael Buble post on Monday &ndash; <a href="http://www.laineygossip.com/Michael_Buble_dinner_during_Olympics_15mar10.aspx?CatID=0&amp;CelID=20214" target="_blank">click here</a> for a refresher. http://www.laineygossip.com/Jon_Hamm_Michael_Buble_introduction_18mar10.aspx Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:00:57 GMT 2010-03-18T09:00:57 Sun, 21 Mar 2010 02:09:08 GMT http://laineygossip.com/LaineyGossipRssLink.aspx 10 Sun, 21 Mar 2010 02:09:08 GMT