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I can’t find the snark and I won’t try and I won’t lie: I am obsessed with Gangster Franco. Like, I think I might love him.

Gangster Franco > Casper Smart

RIGHT????????

This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to be Selena Gomez.

No, I’m not sure what James Franco is doing in a movie (Spring Breakers) starring Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens that, so far at least, has them running around in bikinis the whole time. I’m guessing he plays their pimp. FINE. Whatever. He can play whatever he wants. Just...

I’d rather the Gangster Franco who isn’t so precious about his goddamn art.

Or is The Artist Franco going to try to sell me on the artistic merits of Spring Breakers when it comes out like it’s on par with My Own Private Idaho? OK that made me laugh. OMG I actually want that to happen. Also if Gangster Franco comes between Selena and Bieber I will cry really hard.

Source Selena Gomez’s Twitter.

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