Assy Style Articles
Fashion faux pas, bad hair, and other no-nos.
Katherine Heigl was in Vegas last night at ShoWest, first appearing at the Warner Bros presentation for upcoming releases and then to receive her award as Female Star of the Year. I like her with black hair. The extensions aren’t too bad either. She looks good. She does not look good however in those boots. Full Story
Look who can’t handle aging. Billy Bob Thornton coloured his hair. And it’s all flopsy around his forehead too. Like that’ll hide his douche. Please. Nothing can hide his douche. Remember when BBT got all pissy faced on CBC Radio Q with Jian Ghomeshi... Full Story
As of yesterday afternoon, she was still with Jason Trawick. And she (mostly) held it together. As of this afternoon, it could be an entirely different story. Because Chicken Fried is back to crazy. At least on the outside. In ranking Britney’s f-ckery for clothes, you’re dealing with relative. Full Story
Have been receiving messages all day from people like Michelle D: Lainey-So, there have been two separate events with two separate dresses and no comments on the K-Steeze? I am now addicted to your wardrobe review, so I have to know! What did you think of Kristen Stewart's dresses...on Fallon then at the NY premiere for the Runaways? Michelle Thanks Michelle. Full Story
E! Online reported the other day that Chicken Fried and her agent boyfriend were done. Something about them fighting too much. Yesterday Britney Spears was photographed hand in hand out and about with Jason Trawick. She dressed up for the occasion. In a white strapless dress with no stains and her blonde hair actually looked clean. Full Story
And tell your main ‘mo to grow some style. I’ve no doubt Ken Paves means well but his execution is for shit. Did you see Porny on The View yesterday? I couldn’t bear to look, I could only manage two minutes with the sound off. Some people can do animal print. On Jessica Simpson it should be outlawed forever. Full Story
Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has long since been taken away from her. Full Story
Kristen Stewart’s makeup last night at the LA premiere of The Runaways was gorgeous. Fresh and glow and young and promising, love it. As for the dress, you Twi-Hards have been asking for my opinion on it all day… I don’t. The colour - wonderful. She popped. Amazing. And on the hanger, it’s a great idea. Full Story
I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But he insists. Full Story
I worry a lot about Jessica Simpson. All the time. And sometimes I worry for Carey Mulligan. I worry that she’ll get swept away. But I have never worried for Gwyneth. Girls like Gwyneth, connected like Gwyneth, raised like Gwyneth, they always end up ok. I thought. But there are cracks in the upper crust. Full Story
Post By Duana IMDB says Lea Michele's birthday is August 29, 1986. I have a friend who shares this exact birthday, and based on hangouts with her, that means getting settled into 23, not leaving anytime soon. 24 is awhile away. When you're 23-not-24, the point of fashion is fun or ridiculous or 'I can't believe I get to wear this'. Full Story
A lot of people call Maggie Gyllenhaal ugly because she doesn’t look like Reese Witherspoon. Having met Maggie at the Spirit Awards on Friday, I can tell you her sex appeal is through the roof. It’s the way she holds herself. And the slight condescension when she speaks to you. She’s tall, so she looks down on most people, literally and figuratively, and you know I like bitches, and oh Maggie, she can be a bitch, and so of course I’m properly in love with her. Full Story
Did you see it from the back? There was a piece sticking up. And every woman on the carpet except for his handler wanted to smack him there and flatten that sh-t out. This is the problem with Zac Efron. The vanity. On the one hand he’s sweet and obliging and eager on the carpet. You know this is a kid who wants to work hard, is willing to walk that line without turning into a complete robot (oh hi Taylor Lautner), and who is smart enough to take good advice from good people. Full Story
Post By Duana My friend Lara and I have a phrase when we think we might be overdressing. We remind each other that "It's not the prom". Which is a nice reminder that you don't have to wear ALL of the things all of the time. But I recognize that the Oscars IS the prom. It is absolutely the most important day to wear the most outlandish or beautiful or crazy thing you can get away with, and know that there's literally no way to be overdressed. Full Story
Post By DuanaSo much gold tonight. I mean, hilarious show gold in the form of Ben Stiller and others barely hiding their mock of James Cameron, and in Tina Fey reading action lines from the script of Up, but it's more about the dresses. And while Sandra Bullock’s may or may not have been your thing, it was. Full Story
Twi-Hards are multi-tasking. They are hating on Emilie de Ravin but they are also rubbing themselves over Kristen Stewart’s appearance on the Remember Me red carpet. Because this means that she loves Robert Pattinson, and he couldn’t imagine getting through the experience without her. He needed her there, he needed to feel her presence, even though he couldn’t see her most of the time, she is with him always, in his heart, in his soul, and the knowledge of that pulls him through the most trying of situations, like a beacon of light, a lighthouse in the night, she guides him through the darkness, she brings him home. Full Story
Ashley Greene spent the weekend in Milan. It’s Fashion Week. Somehow she managed to get invited to a few shows. It’s been a really B List season. Nonetheless, every bitch has to start somewhere. And for Ashley, this is a huge coup. This is like her Oscars. The Oscars for people who’ll never be invited to NYC, London, or Paris Fashion Week. Full Story
For a role? It’s always for a role. Hopefully it’s for a role. Because it’s a problem if he’s growing it above his lip for fun. They look so pubey. I don’t want to look at a man’s mouth and see a vagina. This is Matt Damon and his wife Luciana at the premiere of Green Zone in NYC last night. Full Story
Tonight in London, the premiere of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Can’t decide if I like Anne Hathaway’s dress. Love the colour, love the styling, but maybe the chest is pulled up too high? Not important. I don’t have to like the dress to like the overall look. The overall look is lovely, sultry, sleek, sexy. Full Story
MUCH better. Yesterday I ragged on Kristen Stewart’s poorly fit BAFTA dress and her massage parlour shoes. One day later she hit up the ELLE Style Awards to collect her award for Woman of the Year in a smart strapless Pucci that was the right size. Well done. But I will say I liked it better when she threw on her leather jacket and her hair fell flatter. Full Story
