Break Ups Articles
People is reporting that it’s over between Natalie Portman and that hairy tree hugger she was attached to all summer Devendra Banhart. Works for me… Time to set her up with the next because I’m lame like that and since it can’t be Ryan Gosling anymore, perhaps another Canadian? Taylor Kitsch and Natalie Portman? Totally. Full Story
Actually… money wins. Quick saga recap: Usher’s managed by his mom for years. Usher meets Tameka. Mom hates Tameka. Usher defends Tameka’s controversial reputation. Tameka gets pregnant. Mom gets booted. Tameka marries Usher. Usher’s new album sucks. Usher reconnects with Mom. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the trend is, like, officially lost its edge. Boyfriend jeans = boot cut jeans Thank you Jennifer Aniston. Full Story
That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important for you to know – that Jennifer is “looking incredible” following their split. Full Story
Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it. Sigh. I used to be a Winona apologist. But some things are undeniable. Losing Him changed her forever. And she can’t change back. Having said that, maybe now, before she finds another musician to hook up with, maybe now is the time for Winona Ryder and Joaquin Phoenix. Full Story
Disappointing…but really no surprise. Three months is about right for lust to wear off anyway. In the end, the battle between two practiced players ended in deadlock. Us Weekly is reporting that the summer romance between Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong is over. Full Story
Salma Hayek and her baby father Francois-Henri Pinault are no longer engaged http://www.usmagazine.com/salma-hayek-calls-off-engagement-to-french-billionaire. Her rep confirmed the cancellation saying there would be no further comment. Obviously the statement didn’t spell out that the two had formally split but where else do you go from axing an engagement and announcing it publicly??? Previous to this, there was no indication on the smut wires that the two were on the outs. Full Story
Madonna was not wearing a wedding ring on Friday but she was holding her husband’s hand... Check out the Family Madge at Kabbalah service the other night – Madonna being led out by Guy Ritchie and again yesterday taking their kids out to a movie, both continuing to attempt to convince the world that all is right between them But who cares? Who cares when Lourdes is around? Note that the only 2 people wearing sunglasses are Madonna and Lourdes. Full Story
I’m gloating. Click away if you can’t handle it. But if you’ve been reading this site long enough, and paying attention to the riddles, you’d have known that Emily Blunt and Michael Buble were done a long time ago. Their split was “officially” confirmed today via his publicist on perezhilton.com... Full Story
It was widely reported last week that the low rent Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox was single and that she’d cut herself loose from Brian Austin Green. Not so. Megan has not addressed the rumours, even though she’s pretty vocal about many other things, including how often she likes having sex. But while Megan has declined to declare her still-engaged status, he on the other hand is making it very clear: she still belongs to me. Full Story
Drew Barrymore is single again. And if you’ve charted Drew’s romantic resumé over the years, this is not a surprise. Drew finds love often…but it’s not often lasting. So she and Justin Long are no more – confirmed by her rep. Of course they’re still friends. Full Story
Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know the green hat thing. It’s a Chinese thing. We don’t wear green hats. A man wearing a green hat is basically announcing to the world he’s been cuckolded. And curiously enough, amid all the Alex Rodriguez rumours swirling this week, Guy Ritchie stepped out of Madonna’s New York apartment wearing a green hat yesterday. Full Story
Mandy Moore is a lovely, lovely celebrity. Bit contrived of late with all the introspection and sh*t, but in relation to her peers, Mandy is a doll. She also doesn’t starve herself and eats like a normal person. Love her. Which is why it sucks that she has, like, the worst taste in men. Wilmer Valderrama is a skeeze. Full Story
It doesn’t matter that they came to the brink. And it doesn’t matter that she met with Fiona Shackleton. What matters now is that Madonna is controlling the message. And the message right now is that Guy Ritchie was summoned to her side for damage control, and that the two are staying together. Full Story
Really? Him? Us Weekly is reporting that Alex Rodriguez has been making clandestine visits up to Madonna’s New York apartment suggesting that a romance with A-Rod is what’s driving her to leave Guy Ritchie. Full Story
As you know, all of London is buzzing about a Madonna divorce. She is rumoured to have met with Fiona Shackleton who also represented Prince Charles and more recently Paul McCartney in his nasty split from that lying golddigger Heather Mills. Full Story
Will she regret Rhys? Will she shudder at the memory of his hands all over her? Will she dry heave when recalling the smell of his sweat? This is what happens to me. I regret. I regret them all save oh maybe 3? The others were all rubbish. Some of them were uglier than f&ck. One of them I brought home and my mother was like, why are you dating a boy with three hairs on his head shaped like a tripod? Ew! Ass! Then again, maybe Sienna’s not so shallow. Full Story
There was an ex clash last night at the Cartier event but everyone stayed civilised. I almost forgot Hilary Duff and Joel Madden used to date. And five minutes after their split he hooked up with Nicole Richie. Then Hil wrote that song and she was all pissy shits until Mike Comrie came along and now it's all happy happy and no catfights which is great for publicists but the total ass for smutlovers. Full Story
Guy Ritchie hit up the Whiskey Mist Bar in Mayfair last night looking buoyed and surprisingly upbeat for someone at the centre of a divorce rumour. Then again, if it’s true that Madge married him without a pre-nup, of course he’d be chuffed as they say. Madonna’s reps have issued a denial but most people do believe that something is amiss between the Ritchies. Full Story
Holy Moly is reporting exclusively that Madonna met with kick ass divorce lawyer Nicholas Mostyn QC several days ago and has initiated divorce proceedings. This falls in line with what I reported back in March... Full Story
