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Amanda Seyfried: more asstalk than Megan Fox

Never EVER, not in a million years, especially not when I interviewed them both on the carpet at TIFF for Jennifer’s Body, did I ever think Seyfried would be asstalkier than Megan Fox. At the time, what I did think was that Seyfried needed new representation. Click here... Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, March 16, 2010 at 7:45 AM

Let it go

Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has long since been taken away from her. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 12:45 PM

They won’t miss Izzie

News broke last week that Katherine Heigl, who’s been trying to pout and diva her way off Grey’s Anatomy for three years now, has finally been granted her demand. Ever the professional, the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk was supposed to return to work on March 1 after a 6 month hiatus but didn’t show. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, March 15, 2010 at 8:35 AM

Little Bitch has to beg

Keep begging you piece of sh-t. Chris Brown beat down his girlfriend last year. Then he went jetskiing. And he went to basketball games. And he only reported for community service because he was ordered to. And he spends more time partying with Diddy and shooting music videos than reaching out to those who’ve suffered unspeakable abuse. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 9:48 AM

Crank litigation

When a bitch is broke, she will resort to anything. When a bitch is broke and cranked, well, the f-ckery is epic. I’ve been in LA for a week. Have updated a few files, touched base with sources etc. The overwhelming consensus among industry insiders in Hollywood is that Lindsay Lohan isn’t even a discussion anymore. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 at 9:08 AM

Great Dress, Bad Form: Amanda Seyfried

Post By Duana I know Lainey's mentioned Amanda Seyfried being maligned by her publicist at TIFF. That she wasn't allowed to say certain things or got criticized for mentioning certain things. This is going to be an unpopular opinion, but um, maybe it's for a reason. Watching her with Seacrest, he opens with "So you're leaving Big Love?" The correct answer here is "[My Character's] story came to an end" or "They were so good to let me have so much time off for projects but it got too hard" or even "It was just time to move on". Full Story

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Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 7:19 AM

GOOP says sleep

Today’s GOOP newsletter is about the importance of sleep and what happens when you don’t get enough of it. Well f-ck, no kidding. G asked her doctor to give us some tips to help us get to sleep, assuming of course that everyone out there has time for sleep. Sleep is a luxury for those who hustle. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow

Posted on Thursday, March 04, 2010 at 8:08 AM

For Michael Phelps: Distinguishing Asians 101

Reference article click here. Read it first before the rest. Thank you for your emails and encouragement after TMZ posted it on Saturday. Summary: American bronze medal snowboarder Scott Lago revealed on Kimmel and to TMZ cameras that he thought he was at the centre of some conspiracy theory to bring him down after photos were leaked online showing him with a party girl biting his medal around his crotch and chest. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, March 01, 2010 at 3:39 PM

The Chosen One and her hair

Have received a few alarming emails about this, and many of you have sent along the links to comments on message boards. Here’s a good example. It’s disturbing. That The Chosen One can’t get a haircut without her parents being accused of child abuse or deliberately turning her into a lesbian/transgender/freak – their words, not mine. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 at 8:21 AM

Another useless author

She’s already written two, or is it three?, best selling books. Now Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling will be releasing a children’s book called Presenting...Tallulah “the tale of a spunky little girl who is constantly told what not to do: not to wear jeans, not to get dirty. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 at 8:11 AM

Porny won’t strip

Jessica Simpson is kicking off promotion for her new show Price of Beauty on VH1 premiering in March. Here she is on the cover of the March issue of Allure. Note how lovely she can look with proper styling. Note that with the direction of someone fashionable, Ken Paves is actually capable of making her look not cheap and tacky or soapy. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 12:28 PM

Dumb reading

Her first book LA Candy was a bestseller. Now her second book Sweet Little Lies which literally just hit shelves 5 minutes ago is another bestseller. Lauren Conrad is now a two time bestselling author... Said Lauren of the quick success of her novels: "It's so gratifying for my second book to be so successful and it was so fun to write! The characters were already developed so I really enjoyed the process so much more this time around. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, February 12, 2010 at 7:23 AM

Chinese GOOPY

Sunday February 14th. It’s a big day. It’s Chinese New Year. Very, very important. Of course, because she’s so spiritual, and because she’s, like, totally Asian and knows how to take all the calories out of an Asian salad, and brown rices everything, this week’s GOOP newsletter is all about the Year of the Tiger. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow

Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 11:21 AM

You are taunting Third Lip

Can you imagine how jealous Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman must be of Jessica Biel’s mouth? Third Lip wants THAT Third Lip. And it’s natural...right? Discuss. After that nauseating display of girly chickflickness with Taupe Jennifer Garner, fronting like they’re all for women, Biel showed up on Letterman and demonstrated yet again her uninspired personality. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 7:37 AM

MiniVan Morning Porn

Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina monologue delivered by Taupe and Shelfy on Good Morning America. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 at 3:01 PM

Crack hoarder

Crack tweeter, crack hoarder, fraud designer, used to be an actor...who else? It’s Lindsay Lohan. And she allowed cameras from The Insider inside her house to shoot her sh-t. Literally. She has sh-t everywhere. Her living room is a dump. A bedroom has been turned into a shoe storage. Racks and racks of clothing are jammed up against the walls. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, February 04, 2010 at 7:55 AM

Dumb title portends more?

As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. And while that scene with Carey Mulligan in her shirt and laptop is totally useless, she does look gorgeous. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 5:11 PM

Porny is gassy

No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile.Us Weekly... Full Story

Jessica Simpson

Posted on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 8:44 AM

How Posh sees Posh

Victoria Beckham is pimping her dresses in the pages of 10 magazine. She and David both have their own covers – click here to see - and she tells the magazine that you don’t have to be a size double 0 to fit in her pieces. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, January 28, 2010 at 7:50 AM

WORST SAGs: Drew Barrymore

I can’t remember loving to hating as swiftly as I have for Drew Barrymore. Because if you’ve been reading my site long enough, I adored her. So much. But something happened along the way to Grey Gardens. And now Drew has gone from goofy and endearing to eyestabbing f-cking annoying let-me-slap-the-fairy-dust-out-of-your-nose insufferable. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, January 25, 2010 at 6:20 AM