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Thankful for Botox

That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out Gran and every other twat in Hollywood for not being as forthcoming: “Oh my God! Those liars! I hate them! Those bitches! 'They are like, "I didn't do anything. Full Story

Sharon Osbourne calls out Nicole Kidman for denying she uses Botox Sharon Osbourne calls out Nicole Kidman for denying she uses Botox Sharon Osbourne calls out Nicole Kidman for denying she uses Botox

Posted on Monday, October 13, 2008 at 12:56 PM

Pip & Shelfy pick and choose

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel showed up at a rally the other day in support of Barack Obama and to promote the youth vote. It’s a good thing, right? Sure. But here’s the question: For a couple so hellbent on “privacy”, a couple that “claims” not to put their relationship on a platter for public consumption, can they pick and choose when we get to see their love and when we get to f&ck right off? Note how they acted with each other that day – on stage, with his “fans” screaming and excited, with the media parked front and centre watching their every move, note how suddenly privacy wasn’t an issue: Pipsqueak: "I'm not here as some dude who writes goofy songs. Full Story

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel use their relationship to encourage young voters to vote for Barack Obama

Posted on Monday, October 13, 2008 at 7:04 AM

Pitt Philanthropic Porn

Killing several birds with one Pitt Porn – once again the Brange is owning the game and once again, they’re using the Pitt Porn to sell the message. I buy! I buy! As you know, Brad and Angelina and the babies are all in New Orleans. Brad’s Make it Right initiative to revitalise the Ninth Ward has reached its fundraising target and the Brange brought Maddox and Pax along on a site visit yesterday, chatting with locals with their arms wrapped around each other, giving photographers nearby some money shots that have now sold the world over, thereby announcing the solid state of their relationship AND promoting Brad’s philanthropic efforts in New Orleans. Full Story

Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie love it up in New Orleans while chatting with locals and promoting Make it Right

Posted on Wednesday, October 08, 2008 at 6:38 AM

Granny’s baby is smarter than yours

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman was interviewed on the carpet last night and told reporters that that pillow she gave birth to is now reading the encyclopedia:“She is smiling. Full Story

Nicole Kidman barely remembers her first two children but says Sunday Rose reads the encyclopedia Nicole Kidman barely remembers her first two children but says Sunday Rose reads the encyclopedia Nicole Kidman barely remembers her first two children but says Sunday Rose reads the encyclopedia Nicole Kidman barely remembers her first two children but says Sunday Rose reads the encyclopedia Nicole Kidman barely remembers her first two children but says Sunday Rose reads the encyclopedia

Posted on Tuesday, October 07, 2008 at 6:26 PM

Friends with Gwen

Gwen Stefani celebrated her 39th birthday this past weekend and unlike so many other f&ckers in Hollywood she chose not to roll out a red carpet at a Vegas nightclub and rage on someone else’s dime but instead threw a private dance party at her house for 100 guests. Dance party! Super fun! The dance floor was set up outside, Gavin apparently arranged everything, and People reports... Full Story

Gwen Stefani celebrates 39th birthday with dance party at her house and no Victoria Beckham Gwen Stefani celebrates 39th birthday with dance party at her house and no Victoria Beckham Gwen Stefani celebrates 39th birthday with dance party at her house and no Victoria Beckham Gwen Stefani celebrates 39th birthday with dance party at her house and no Victoria Beckham Gwen Stefani celebrates 39th birthday with dance party at her house and no Victoria Beckham Gwen Stefani celebrates 39th birthday with dance party at her house and no Victoria Beckham

Posted on Tuesday, October 07, 2008 at 2:12 PM

Granny Contradictory

Nicole Kidman was honoured last night at the Women in Hollywood Tribute hosted by Elle Magazine. As you can see, Gran’s face is as frozen as ever. Seriously, that forehead is smoother and tighter than a porcelain toilet. Having said that, I do like Granny much better with straight hair. It’s definitely more youthful, even if she’s letting the roots gray out. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, October 07, 2008 at 6:21 AM

Build a Bear in 6 inch stilettos

Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit …. This is a MALL. She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE. She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family. Full Story

Victoria Beckham takes her sons to Build a Bear workshop wearing 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham takes her sons to Build a Bear workshop wearing 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham takes her sons to Build a Bear workshop wearing 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham takes her sons to Build a Bear workshop wearing 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham takes her sons to Build a Bear workshop wearing 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham takes her sons to Build a Bear workshop wearing 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham takes her sons to Build a Bear workshop wearing 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham takes her sons to Build a Bear workshop wearing 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham takes her sons to Build a Bear workshop wearing 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham takes her sons to Build a Bear workshop wearing 6 inch stilettos

Posted on Sunday, October 05, 2008 at 9:22 AM

The Porn Pretenders

There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, you know what I mean? Thanks to Lynsey for sending this along – “behind the scenes” footage from the Beckhams’ fragrance ad, undoubtedly completely vetted by the Posh herself to make sure to include ONLY the sexiest shots of her husband wanting her and of course most flattering angles. Full Story

David and Victoria Beckham behind the scenes footage from fragrance ad

Posted on Sunday, October 05, 2008 at 9:14 AM

Granny in green

No…it’s not 1990. Granny Freeze is not promoting Days of Thunder. It’s actually 18 years later. And she is promoting Australia. But she looks EXACTLY the same. Hmmm…I lied. She doesn’t look the same. She looks younger. Only frozen. This is the cover of the November issue of Elle featuring Gran in green and trying to be sexy inside. Full Story

Nicole Kidman’s frozen face Elle Magazine November 2008 Nicole Kidman’s frozen face Elle Magazine November 2008

Posted on Saturday, October 04, 2008 at 8:42 AM

Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic

Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. And to borrow from my Gwyneth, it’s not like she called him ShitHouse or Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii or Number 16 Bus Shelter…right? Kingston and Zuma. Full Story

Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham playdate Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham playdate Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham playdate Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham playdate Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham playdate Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham playdate Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham playdate Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham playdate Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham playdate Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham playdate Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham playdate

Posted on Friday, October 03, 2008 at 7:24 AM

A Rare Miss

They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her absence, with bolder, more salacious headlines every week – the latest is that she’s suffering from depression, that rshe efuses to eat, and that she and Brad are, for all intents and purposes, totally over. Full Story

Angelina Jolie holding Shiloh and Brad Pitt arrive with their children to New York to promote The Changeling Angelina Jolie holding Shiloh and Brad Pitt arrive with their children to New York to promote The Changeling

Posted on Thursday, October 02, 2008 at 6:43 AM

What would have happened otherwise?

Not to be mean but… Who’s Beverley Mitchell? Yes… she’s the girl from 7th Heaven. But again…who? And if Jessica Biel wasn’t such a famewhore, would you care about her wedding pictures? Would anyone have cared if not for Pip and Shelfy? Please. One day no one gives a shit about Beverley Mitchell, next day her wedding details are front and centre on People. Full Story

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite the paparazzi to Beverly Mitchell's wedding

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 1:43 PM

Shelfy hates her family

As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least she hasn’t taught them yet. Full Story

Jessica Biel in Rome rehearsing for Beverly Mitchell’s wedding Jessica Biel in Rome rehearsing for Beverly Mitchell’s wedding Jessica Biel in Rome rehearsing for Beverly Mitchell’s wedding Jessica Biel in Rome rehearsing for Beverly Mitchell’s wedding Jessica Biel in Rome rehearsing for Beverly Mitchell’s wedding Jessica Biel in Rome rehearsing for Beverly Mitchell’s wedding Jessica Biel in Rome rehearsing for Beverly Mitchell’s wedding

Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 7:49 AM

Shelfy’s Best Work

Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks ago, her Easy Virtue director was quoted calling her an idiot... Full Story

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake gratuitous famewhoring on People.com Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake gratuitous famewhoring on People.com Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake gratuitous famewhoring on People.com Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake gratuitous famewhoring on People.com Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake gratuitous famewhoring on People.com Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake gratuitous famewhoring on People.com Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake gratuitous famewhoring on People.com Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake gratuitous famewhoring on People.com

Posted on Monday, September 29, 2008 at 12:05 PM

Why bring a camera?

When she already called up the paps to do it for her? Shelfy… please! And while we’re at it, since she’s begging for the exposure, maybe put on a cuter dress? This on Nicole Richie? Of course. This on Uma Thurman? Definitely. This on a herm = Shelf Ass Frontier Settler. So here they are, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, continuing to enjoy their Italian promotional tour holiday. Full Story

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel promoting their relationship in Italy with the paparazzi Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel promoting their relationship in Italy with the paparazzi Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel promoting their relationship in Italy with the paparazzi Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel promoting their relationship in Italy with the paparazzi Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel promoting their relationship in Italy with the paparazzi Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel promoting their relationship in Italy with the paparazzi Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel promoting their relationship in Italy with the paparazzi Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel promoting their relationship in Italy with the paparazzi

Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 11:25 AM

Big Apple Pose-Off!

Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, receive autographs, and watch them pose their balls off. Full Story

David and Victoria Beckham to appear at Macy's in New York to launch Beckham Signature David and Victoria Beckham to appear at Macy's in New York to launch Beckham Signature David and Victoria Beckham to appear at Macy's in New York to launch Beckham Signature

Posted on Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 11:00 AM

Shelfy’s Roman photo album

They were just in Boston, then it was off to Italy, somehow those clever paps were able to find them in Rome, and they were photographed today seeing the sights with what looks like a tour guide and a bodyguard. Pretty pictures, non? Perfect for Shelfy’s growing paparazzi personal album. And why not? She is killer in those jeans. Full Story

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite paparazzi to shoot them in Rome Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite paparazzi to shoot them in Rome Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite paparazzi to shoot them in Rome Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite paparazzi to shoot them in Rome Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite paparazzi to shoot them in Rome Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite paparazzi to shoot them in Rome Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite paparazzi to shoot them in Rome Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite paparazzi to shoot them in Rome Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite paparazzi to shoot them in Rome Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite paparazzi to shoot them in Rome Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel invite paparazzi to shoot them in Rome

Posted on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 at 11:45 AM

Even her bodyguards…

Are very well trained. In the art of media manipulation and pimping their employer out as a desirable woman. Oh Jennifer Aniston. All those self help books and still the desperation gives her no peace. To the point now that she’s resorting to letting her security team work her PR. According to X17... Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio Jennifer Aniston

Posted on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 7:53 AM

Granny Freeze: the working mom

When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not have to spend so much time away from her children. Full Story

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban take Sunday Rose out and about to be photographed in London Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban take Sunday Rose out and about to be photographed in London Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban take Sunday Rose out and about to be photographed in London Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban take Sunday Rose out and about to be photographed in London Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban take Sunday Rose out and about to be photographed in London Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban take Sunday Rose out and about to be photographed in London Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban take Sunday Rose out and about to be photographed in London Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban take Sunday Rose out and about to be photographed in London Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban take Sunday Rose out and about to be photographed in London

Posted on Monday, September 22, 2008 at 8:15 AM

Shelf Ass Dumb Ass

So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: "We were staying in a hotel waiting for a writer and I suggested we go for a walk in the park. Full Story

Easy Virtue director calls Jessica Biel an idiot

Posted on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 at 10:22 AM