Famewhores Articles
Hilary Duff? Just in case you haven’t seen them yet, the paps shot Mike Comrie proposing to Hilary Duff in Hawaii– click here to see the photos. Her people have since confirmed the engagement. Full Story
Oh clever girl. Elisabetta Canalis, better known as George Clooney’s piece, is apparently in talks to join the TNT show Leverage. According to Us Weekly she has been cast as a recurring character. Full Story
Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for William Rast, fronting like she’s regal and elegant Michelle Obama styles. Full Story
Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed. Full Story
There’s good cheese (Mimi & Celine) and bad cheese. Bad cheese seems to be taking over Twilight. With the exception of Kristen Stewart and Jackson Rathbone, many members of the young cast are more “Hills” than Cool, more Audrina Patridge styles than KStew steeze. Taylor Lautner is getting cheesier and cheesier, same goes for Ashley Greene, and Kellan Lutz is the worst. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston, SO private, has opened the doors of her multi mullion dollar home to Architectural Digest after spending 2.5 years and many more millions renovating it. Click here... Full Story
These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured together in an article so banal, it makes People seem controversial. Full Story
Do you remember Black Box? OMG. For weeks and weeks after the song came out, I thought it was “Right on Time” which is why every time I use the phrase “Right on Time”, I can hear it... Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Got to get up, got to get up, got to get up Of course later on, a friend of mine gently corrected me that it was “Ride on Time” but still, the wrong title always stuck. Full Story
People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog began to grow. Full Story
As I first reported exclusively last November, Jessica Biel has landed Vogue. Poor Victoria Beckham. Anna’s giving away Vogue covers to B list actors now and Posh STILL can’t get it done. Jessica Biel has never carried a movie. She’s never been the lead. She’s not the first phone call for a romcom, a period drama, a courtroom thriller, an epic, a superhero franchise, or – please! – an Oscar bait project. Full Story
Way to commemorate a private occasion. By selling exclusive wedding photos to People Magazine in a paid package that probably included a picture of the honeymoon – how’s that for keeping some things to yourself? Last week it was Kevin Jonas and his “princess” in a fake New York castle with a Disney ceremony. Full Story
Well sh-t, that’s a surprise. Can you contain your sarcasm? Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Us Weekly is confirming that they’re over. You’ll recall, it was “revealed” that they hooked up in October, only a month before the release of New Moon. Full Story
Because the way she was hardposing and preening on the carpet last night in New York at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes, you’d think she was playing him herself. Lively Breasts needs to show some respect. Look at her. Look at her working that body. It’s a crazy ass body, no lie. But lately that body has been front and centre every time she ventures out in public. Full Story
Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been known to fly into Australia via private jet. She has the access and she’s also rather tight with Rupert Murdoch. As such, there are rarely good shots of her arriving when she travels home and few as good as these shots taken as Keith Urban, who’s been in Sydney performing, came to meet her and Sunday Rose at the airport. Full Story
This is what Morley emailed me earlier while we were all watching the livestream of the Golden Globe nominations in reference to Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s famewhoring during the announcements. He couldn’t help himself. He could not help taking over the spotlight. From the beginning when he claimed to have been nervous to every distracting maneuver in between, and even at the end – that’s all ah got, that’s all ah got – this bitch had to make it about him. Full Story
Yesterday Elisabetta Canalis went shopping in Hollywood with a friend, enjoying her stay in Los Angeles on George Clooney’s dime. He needs her more than ever now. And she has worked for him so far. Clooney was named today by the National Board of Review as this year’s Best Actor putting him back in the lead temporarily in the Oscar race. Full Story
They call her “Ely”. And Ely is working it like she’s all tight with Mother Clooney. And Ely and Mother Clooney flanked George last night at the LA premiere of Up in the Air, just in case you were questioning how badly he wants that Best Actor Oscar. Elisabetta Canalis has been chosen this season to help him get there and she’s grabbing that bitch full throttle and running the show. Full Story
I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. It’s a new interview with The Independent... Full Story
I really love that the source article for this post is filed under “Healthy Lifestyle”. Victoria Beckham? What? It’s from Us Weekly – click here for more. Full Story
Twilight is a huge franchise. But only Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and maybe Taylor Lautner are now household names. The actors on the second tier are still greeted with a very loud WHO? Such was the case with Kellan Lutz the other night at the LA New Moon premiere afterparty when he was rejected at the door... Full Story
