Frauds Articles
Thanks to Stacy A for the reminder! Remember Jennifer Aniston’s infamous pity party Vanity Fair article when she sniffled about Kimberly Stewart calling her “homely”? Back then it was a ploy for sympathy. Clearly the strategy has backfired. Because poor Jen will forever be known as poor Jen. Full Story
Superfans take crazy to a whole new level. And it’s not just the Brangelunatics. The McGoslings were nuts, the Ebola victims are completely f&cked, and JLo too has an army of ardent worshippers who believe every word out of her mouth. Like a few weeks ago when most blogs laughed at her claims that she doesn’t have a nanny and looks after her twins on her own. Full Story
The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church. Full Story
On a weekend when Angelina Jolie’s Wanted exceeded opening expectations without even walking a carpet to promote the film, Jennifer Aniston tried to counter with a famewhore tactic of her own. As you know, John Mayer played several stops in London and Jen flew out to join him last week. She was observed at both his shows watching in the wings but not photographed. Full Story
It’s been 2 years since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban. Since Gran is such a private person, naturally the wedding was a very intimate affair, with a copy of the invitation made available to Australian press, the public invited to line the streets while her motorcade made its way to the church, and several journalists and members of the media invited to attend. Full Story
John Mayer yesterday heading out of Amsterdam, presumably en route to England to hook up with Jennifer Aniston. Hate to say but he looks hot with his short fresh haircut. Hot and young. Which of course only works in her favour. As you’ve read from all the stories in the tabloids – John’s impressive skill in the bedroom, how his sex has rejuvenated her – dating a younger man has been yet another rally cry to mobilise Aniston’s MiniVan masses. Full Story
Gran on the cover and the in the pages of Vogue, shot before she started showing, not that she’s showing much now. You’ll recall, she announced her pregnancy 30 seconds after Keith Urban fertilised her botoxed eggs. A brave move for someone who’s suffered so many miscarriages. But as they say in the article, Nicole Kidman is fearless. Full Story
Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant. I’m joking! She is TOTALLY pregnant! As for what Gran’s involvement would be on Runway… am thinking she’d best be suited in a guest judge capacity. Full Story
Granny Freeze has not let her prosthetic pregnancy get in the way of working out. This is Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban in Nashville yesterday at the gym. She’s like 8 months and I’m still fatter! As fraud as she is though, can’t really fault her for this. She’s staying healthy, she’s staying in shape. Full Story
Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and her husband caught in an affectionate moment the other day in Nashville. Photographers taking this picture also mentioned that she dropped in for a routine visit at the hospital. Funny how the most private moments of Gran’s life, even down to her honeymoon, seem always to be commemorated in perpetuity by the paparazzi. Full Story
Katie Holmes is moving to New York. Naturally, the GMD and Little Sci will be joining her. As you know, KatE is headed for Broadway to star in the production of All My Sons. Producer Eric Falkenstein says she is perfect ... Full Story
Remember when Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn first started dating while they were shooting the Break Up? They were on set in Chicago. Staying at at hotel and somehow paparazzi ended up taking photographs of the 2 kissing and cuddling on a balcony. A private balcony at an exclusive hotel supposedly inaccessible because she wanted to keep her relationship under wrap. Full Story
The GMD bought a house for Katie last year. It’s now finally ready, renovated, and ripe for a party. So this weekend they had one. And invited all their famous friends and frauds. Among them the usual spattering of Scientologists like Kirstie Ally and forever B listers like Eva Longoria and the Posh was there too, but also Kyra Sedgwick which is random and who I love and La Lopez somehow found a babysitter but only for one night OF COURSE because she says she doesn’t have a nanny. Full Story
She might be Australia’s princess but not all Aussies are enamoured with Granny Freeze. Turns out the smutmongering is in overdrive Down Under about Nicole Kidman’s curious bump and her crazy botox. The speculation is delicious. Here are my two favourites: 1. Gran’s sister, the very fertile Antonia, is apparently keeping a very low profile. Full Story
I loved Will Smith. Will Smith was perfect. And then Will Smith drank the Xenu juice. Will Smith hasn’t been the same since. So Will dropped by Ellen’s yesterday to promote Hancock – did you watch? Sigh. Made me sad. Once upon a time, Will Smith wasn’t so… contrived. Nowadays it’s like he’s taken a page from the GMD: totally rehearsed, pandering, maybe not so creepy, but also completely devoid of spontaneity. Full Story
Katie Holmes has learned a thing or two from her mentor Victoria Beckham. The GMD and KatE, along with their children, attended the LA Galaxy game on Saturday. As you can see, Katie came camera ready – just like Posh – in an adorable red tunic with a gold belt. She blended right in, non? Too bad her hair is straight outta Leave It To Beaver. Full Story
During their trip to NYC last weekend, Little Sci’s parents took her to a performance of Hairspray on Broadway and she loved it. Tom and KatE also told the show’s star Jenifer Lewis that Hairspray is actually Little Sci’s favourite video. Well of course it is! Hairspray is the Gayest Show on Earth! The GMD probably can’t get enough of it, and watching with his daughter is, like, the best bonus ever. Full Story
After fellating the MiniVan Majority on Oprah, the GMD is now focusing his attention on that old bat Barbara Walters who is currently pimping her memoirs in a new book called Audition. He appeared on The View yesterday via video to honour her, describing her as a "leading force for women not only in the newsroom but the world at large". Full Story
They caused a commotion last night that could only be rivalled by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Needless to say, Tom and KatE were the last to arrive. Quick tangent: Blake Lively came just before them. Like… Blake Lively? Sit DOWN Blake Lively! Katie’s dress up close was spectacular. Entirely beaded, the colour just popped, and those shoes. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston has the best life to go with the best body. I love food too much to have a body like that. Sigh. Check her out, in her favourite spot, by the pool this weekend in Miami soaking up the sun. And all this wasn’t stimulating enough for Brad Pitt? Shocking. As for the photos themselves… amazing with all the security she has and how vigilant her bodyguards are about not allowing her to be papped that she keeps getting papped every single weekend. Full Story
