Girly Throw Downs Articles
No idea at the time what the f-ck was coming out of Sean Penn’s mouth when he presented Best Actress at the Oscars on Sunday. The online community however has analysed the footage and determined he must have been referring to Robin Wright – his omission of her during his acceptance speech last year, and the Academy overlooking her performance in Pippa Lee. Full Story
Last week he was working a weak ass pube stache – click here to revisit. “Thanks God” it’s gone now. Here’s Matt Damon in Berlin promoting Green Zone looking much better, very handsome, especially with that hint of grey. Full Story
On camera. The bad news: Justin Timberlake keeps trying to act. And people keep hiring him. WTF? The good news: this role puts him opposite ex girlfriend Cameron Diaz in a movie called Bad Teacher. And it’s not a supporting part. JT is the male lead. No doubt producers are well aware of the drawing power that’ll come from the intrigue of pairing the former lovers on screen. Full Story
It’s not a f-cking menu. Instead, it’s an intriguing bit this week on friendships and breakups, not unlike her old bit last year that we all thought was about Winona Ryder. Click here... Full Story
I’ve previously addressed her thinnification here and here. Now Julia Roberts is weighing in on it. F-cking LOVE her. Because she is such a sanctimonious cow. And she’s just getting worse. Full Story
Flooded this morning with your emails about today’s GOOP and the presence of Kate Bosworth – what? Click here to see the newsletter in service of Meat Free Monday, a campaign supported by Paul McCartney whose thorough explanation of the Meat Free Monday initiative is the main post this week. Full Story
Another month, another defeat... Anna Wintour continues to shun Victoria Beckham. But this time, unlike Shelfy last time, it’s an inspired choice. Tina Fey will grace the cover of March Vogue. Fist pumps! All however is not lost. Even though she’s yet to land US Vogue, Posh will be represented in Glamour. Full Story
He’s a smug little bitch, but his game is music. And when he’s playing his game, he is almost infallible. Justin Timberlake’s rendition of Hallelujah with Matt Morris on Hope For Haiti Now was gorgeous. And a stark reminder: STOP ACTING. Please. It is not your gift. You have a gift. Full Story
Where is People Magazine? Well, it jumps from ass to ass. Sometimes it lives inside Chris Brown’s ass. Sometimes Tori Spelling’s. This week, you can find People Magazine happily ensconced inside the Pilates toned posterior of “Rachel from Friends” who graces the cover with the MiniVan friendly headline:5 years after Brad – Fun, Flirty & 40! Really? Because to me it’s the opposite. Full Story
We discussed this last night during the live blog having watched it back on PVR a few times. Whether or not, after Michael C Hall was announced as Best Actor Drama, Bill Paxton said to his tablemates that: I lost to cancer. Have received many emails about it this morning. Some of you totally see him saying it. Full Story
Sherlock Holmes premiered in Germany today – check Rachel McAdams on the carpet in Berlin looking much lovelier than at previous tries during the Sherlock promotional tour. Wasn’t feeling the old lady look. It’s an improvement for sure, but it also ain’t no Diane Kruger who brought the edge but not the upstage overdress. Full Story
Ohhhhhhh snap. I like Rihanna’s new man. So far. As you know, RiRi is now with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers. They’ve been on holiday, and they know they’ve been photographed, and they’re still loving it up for the cameras. Somehow Matt also found time to shoot a Match.com ad for Funny or Die. Full Story
Third Lip will take the stage at the Beverly Hilton next next Sunday for the Golden Globe Awards as Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been confirmed as a presenter, likely in support of Nine which is up for 5 awards, including acting nods for Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, and DDL. She herself has not been recognised. Full Story
Brad Pitt took his two older boys to Dave & Busters in Times Square last night. These places, they’re popping up everywhere. We drove by two going to my parents’ in Toronto. I feel like if I ever went inside, given how much you know I love children, that I wouldn’t come out alive. Full Story
Somehow Megan Fox ended up front row at Armani in Paris. It was revealed later that she is the brand’s new underwear spokesperson. Photo Assumption says that that decision doesn’t seem to have been very well received by longtime Armani fan Ms Cate Blanchett, a style icon who has worn Prive on many major occasions, and who was seated next to the Fox during the show... Full Story
Bitter Bridget still isn’t over it. As you know, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen announced the birth of their son yesterday. It’s Brady’s second child. He and ex girlfriend Bridget Moynihan are the parents of little Jack. So Bridget felt compelled to release an acidic statement... Full Story
Tonight at the British Fashion Awards in London, Kate Moss and Victoria Beckham showed up, similar silhouettes. Both with hair pulled back, both with drama around the eyes, both in fitted dresses that open out to a train. Posh is probably so f-cking pissed she’s sucked back a dozen cigs in a row. Full Story
At least it is for me. Entertainment Weekly has named its 15 Entertainers of the Decade. Justin Timberlake made the list. And so he should have. From N Sync to solo, Pip’s music and musical growth is undeniably impressive. Full Story
Hell yeah. Speaking of sh-t disturbing, Vibe is disturbing some really good sh-t with its new issue featuring two covers: Drake and Chris Brown. Oh la. Chris Brown of course is the piece of sh-t who’s trying to sell a new album while riding the high from his beatdown of Rihanna. Drake however is the Canadian breakout artist and Degrassi alumnus who worked with everyone from Kanye to Jay-Z to Lykke Li this year and who just earned two Grammy nominations this week for Best Rap Solo Performance and Best Rap Song and… Is rumoured to have been the first to date RiRi after Breezy. Full Story
Us Weekly has a hate-on for the Brange lately. Week after week they’ve been pounding the first family of gossip, and this week the streak continues with a juicy item about Angelina’s disdain for none other than Barack Obama. According to Us, “she hates him”. Hate? Now that is strong. Full Story