Jessica Simpson in a maxi dress with Ken Paves

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Jess and the Maxi Dress

Here’s Jessica Simpson yesterday spending time with a friend’s baby and also her Main Gay Ken Paves.

Am not a fan of the maxi dress on regular sized, not tall girls. Not flattering. And something about the fact that your feet can’t be seen…it’s weird. On a red carpet, at a gala…fine. But not seeing feet at the grocery store freaks me out. Maybe it’s just me.

Having said that, a maxi dress in Jess’s case does offer certain benefits. Like when her tranny ass taste affects her footwear. There’s a glimpse of her shoes in one of the images attached – shoes you’d see on a transvestite in Bangkok.

Why this girl’s aversion to flats???

And why can’t her gay ever dress her right?

Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com