The latest celebrity news, gossip, and photos from LaineyGossip.com lainey@laineygossip.com Dear Gossips, How will TV go on without the Mighty Opes? Who will tell the MiniVan Majority what to read? Who will remind them that they should love themselves and celebrate the angels inside their souls? This is troubling. http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_20nov09.aspx Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:48:20 GMT 2009-11-20T06:48:20 lainey@laineygossip.com That is not a typo. You&rsquo;ll get it when you watch it. Another hilarious Chelsea Handler interview. Fifty is currently promoting a million different projects: cologne, album, movie, himself, whatever. http://www.laineygossip.com/50_Cent_on_Chelsea_Handler_and_says_he_is_King_of_New_York_and_not_JayZ.aspx Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:59:00 GMT 2009-11-20T12:59:00 lainey@laineygossip.com Brad Pitt returned to LA yesterday and was greeted by a mob before heading home to the Jolie and the children. Interesting anecdote about Pitt from Inglourious Basterds: Am told that he was shooting one day with an actor who wasn&rsquo;t prepared. http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad_Pitt_admonishes_colleague_on_Inglourious_Basterds_set_.aspx Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:43:05 GMT 2009-11-20T10:43:05 lainey@laineygossip.com Lolita Hayden P fellates a machine gun (<a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/hayden_panettiere_fellating_a.php" target="_blank">The Superficial</a>) Michael K says this is how Twi-Hards will be reacting to New Moon (<a href="http://dlisted. http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_20nov09.aspx Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:25:09 GMT 2009-11-20T10:25:09 lainey@laineygossip.com James Franco made a very brief, camouflaged appearance on General Hospital yesterday at the end but today is the real reveal. My PVR is now programmed to record GH every day. <a href="http://www.laineygossip. http://www.laineygossip.com/James_Franco_on_General_Hospital_first_day_Friday.aspx Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:35:38 GMT 2009-11-20T09:35:38 lainey@laineygossip.com Quick note, an addition to my New Moon review &ndash; <a target="_blank" href="http://laineygossip.com/New_Moon_review_19nov09.aspx?CatID=0&amp;CelID=0">click here</a> for a refresher. Here&rsquo;s a detail I forgot to add: What&rsquo;s with trying to be the Emperor from Star Wars? &ldquo;Jacob&rdquo; and &ldquo;Edward&rdquo; pull their dicks out over &ldquo;Bella&rdquo;. http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Pattinson_and_Kristen_Stewart_skip_New_Moon_afterparty_in_New_York_.aspx Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:56:58 GMT 2009-11-20T08:56:58 lainey@laineygossip.com An addition to that earlier post&hellip; Am not down with Ashley Greene&rsquo;s fashion styling. Too desperate and hungry. Having said that, what I am down with is Ashley&rsquo;s attitude to boys. She is the Kate Hudson of the Twilight crew. http://www.laineygossip.com/Ashley_Greene_and_Jared_Followill_hook_up_at_New_Moon_afterparty_in_New_York.aspx Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:09:47 GMT 2009-11-20T08:09:47 lainey@laineygossip.com Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn&rsquo;t eat, she&rsquo;s drinking heavily, she&rsquo;s experimenting with some other substances, she&rsquo;s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely an adult around to supervise. http://www.laineygossip.com/They_all_fall_down_blind_item.aspx Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:41:04 GMT 2009-11-20T07:41:04 lainey@laineygossip.com Victoria&rsquo;s Secret last night in New York. Rockers love models. So of course there was a Followill presence last night at the show as Jared and Caleb showed up on the carpet before taking their front row seats and then headed over to the New Moon afterparty. http://www.laineygossip.com/Kings_of_Leon_and_Black_Eyed_Peas_Victorias_Secret_and_no_one_cares_about_Diddys_40th_birthday.aspx Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:11:27 GMT 2009-11-20T07:11:27 lainey@laineygossip.com Congrats to Matthew W, Marianna K, and Bryan B for winning the Tudors Season 3 DVD set, and to Elaine R for winning Seasons 1-3. Enjoy and thanks for supporting our site! http://www.laineygossip.com/November_20_2009__Smutty_ShoutOuts.aspx Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:50:59 GMT 2009-11-20T06:50:59 lainey@laineygossip.com Dear Gossips, It&rsquo;s not even the end of November but already the predictions are rolling in. Nine has surged this week after its weekend junket and very strong buzz about the performances from Marion Cotillard to Penelope Cruz and even Kate Hudson. http://www.laineygossip.com/intro_19nov09.aspx Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:34:00 GMT 2009-11-19T06:34:00 lainey@laineygossip.com Weather&rsquo;s been vile in Vancouver. Rain, rain, rain, rain. Ugh. But that also means it&rsquo;s snowing in the mountains. And this is good. The Olympics, they&rsquo;re so close. Anyway, Renee Zellweger&rsquo;s been in town hanging out with Bradley Cooper. http://www.laineygossip.com/Renee_Zellweger_hangs_out_at_coffee_house_in_the_rain_in_Vancouver.aspx Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:45:00 GMT 2009-11-19T17:45:00 lainey@laineygossip.com Mariah Carey is in London promoting herself and they asked to her to turn on the Christmas lights at Westfield Mall or something. Needless to say, having Mimi there didn&rsquo;t come for free. <a href="http://dlisted. http://www.laineygossip.com/Mariah_Carey_needs_cats_and_doves_and_a_butterfly_Rolls_Royce.aspx Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:48:46 GMT 2009-11-19T14:48:46 lainey@laineygossip.com I really love that the source article for this post is filed under &ldquo;Healthy Lifestyle&rdquo;. Victoria Beckham? What? It&rsquo;s from Us Weekly &ndash; <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/victoria-beckham-loves-sex-and-salad-not-burgers-20091811" target="_blank">click here</a> for more. http://www.laineygossip.com/Victoria_Beckham_claims_her_tan_is_natural_and_she_does_not_like_burgers.aspx Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:12:27 GMT 2009-11-19T13:12:27 lainey@laineygossip.com Yesterday JailBait Miley Cyrus talked out of her ass about Twilight, said she&rsquo;s never seen it and never will, flexing like she&rsquo;s above all hormonal hysteria. Oh reeeee-leeeee? Yesterday <a href="http://www. http://www.laineygossip.com/Miley_Cyrus_hates_Twilight_but_Billy_Ray_loves_it.aspx Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:56:25 GMT 2009-11-19T11:56:25 lainey@laineygossip.com Do it. I know it&rsquo;s hard, but you must. There&rsquo;s horny and then there&rsquo;s f-cking desperate and STUPID. And friends don&rsquo;t let friends quiver for the desperate and stupid. Goodbye Mark Salling. http://www.laineygossip.com/Mark_Salling_hooks_up_with_Audrina_Patridge.aspx Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:30:37 GMT 2009-11-19T11:30:37 lainey@laineygossip.com This is how civilised bitches settle a score. Dance-offs are for amateurs (<a target="_blank" href="http://dlisted.com/node/34897">Dlisted</a>) Carrie Prejean&rsquo;s was destined for porn from the beginning. http://www.laineygossip.com/Smutty_Tingles_19nov09.aspx Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:51:25 GMT 2009-11-19T10:51:25 lainey@laineygossip.com SPOILERS AHEAD. MANY SPOILERS. <a target="_blank" href="http://www.laineygossip.com/Twilight_movie_review.aspx">Click here</a> to revisit my Twilight review. For the Twi-Hard who will blindly love it, who will hear no word against it, who will hate the haters while overusing exclamation points, New Moon is for you. http://www.laineygossip.com/New_Moon_review_19nov09.aspx Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:31:23 GMT 2009-11-19T10:31:23 lainey@laineygossip.com Brad Pitt arrived in Nice today alone still working that scraggly beard and this just a day after a new Pitt Porn report surfaced online. They are returning fire in light of all those scandalous book allegations. http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad_Pitt_arrives_in_Nice_after_romp_at_The_Standard_with_Angelina_Jolie_.aspx Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:21:44 GMT 2009-11-19T08:21:44 lainey@laineygossip.com Downey Jr. Guy Ritchie calls him &ldquo;Rob&rdquo;. I always thought it was &ldquo;Bob&rdquo;. I don&rsquo;t see him as a Rob or a Bob. I see him as RDJ. You? According to Ritchie: &ldquo;It seems impossible now that anybody other than Rob could have played (Sherlock Holmes). http://www.laineygossip.com/Robert_Downey_Jr_Sherlock_Holmes_Entertainment_Weekly_cover.aspx Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:40:12 GMT 2009-11-19T07:40:12 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:59:22 GMT http://laineygossip.com/LaineyGossipRssLink.aspx 10 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:59:22 GMT