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Posted the first photos yesterday of Jacob and his pack. You Twilight fans have been emailing about names and characters. This morning’s fried rice is making me nice. So today, exclusively, here’s how the wolves break down:

Taylor Lautner: Jacob Black

Chaske Spencer: Sam Uley

Tyson Houseman: Quil Ateara

Alex Meraz: Paul

Kiowa Gordon: Embry Call

Bronson Pelletier: Jared

Tinsel Korey: Emily

Also… my favourite hate mail from yesterday. Robert Pattinson fan losers are upset and accusing me of being on “Team Taylor”.

Keep trying until you’re blue in the face Lainey but Taylor will never be as good as Rob and Edward will always have our hearts. You just hate Rob so much you’ll do anything to make him look bad. Why? What did he ever do to you? There is nothing you can do. And stop calling us losers. You’re the one who writes gossips and just exists to be mean! I hope you fall down flat on your Chinese flat nose!


Photos byPunkD Images

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