Quiveration Articles
Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome fulfilling rewarding spiritual breathtaking motherhood is amazing all the time. Full Story
Daily Show major quiver last night, oh la. And I watched it right after Sawyer’s sideflash episode on Lost. Lady boner for hours. Jon Stewart is a sex symbol. Period. Like when he shrugs his shoulder with an uppercut like booyah? Love it SO MUCH. And when he has great chemistry with a guest, it’s even more moistening. Full Story
A quick recap about why I stopped. It was all good until this came out. Click here and it’ll become clear. He fell in love with Elsa Pataky and turned into a cheesedick. Full Story
Yesterday’s RDJ Oscar post was mostly re: his presenting duties with Tina Fey. Forgot to mention how it was with Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan on the carpet. They are ADORABLE. He’s totally all over her, he can’t stop touching her, and talking to her, or to himself, and they laugh a lot together, and he’s so obviously delighted by her, and it’s not gross or tacky or inappropriate, just really sweet and genuine and fun. Full Story
How cute was it when the Hurt Locker boys jumped all over each other when Tom Hanks called it out? SO cute. And while it’s Jeremy Renner who gets all the attention, you know for me it’s always been unfair that Anthony Mackie has been largely ignored. Renner gave the performance of a lifetime. Full Story
Please. If we’re talking man to man, there’s no question. Spittle, step off for Jon Hamm. Especially being here in LA, it’s a f-cking mystery how they managed to turn that skeeze into a star. A mystery. Even among industry players. Somehow his management team pulled off the ultimate play. Full Story
On your 28th birthday – just received your email. By request, am attaching some Ryan Gosling goodness for you even though it means my productivity has been compromised. Missed this photo during the Olympics – he went on a date for Valentine’s Day with some broad and came with a love balloon. Full Story
Thank you. It’s not that I don’t appreciate it – I do. Many of you have been forwarding the link, and before today I managed to avoid watching due to the Olympic crush. But now it’s back to normal and it’s harder to resist though that still doesn’t mean that I can handle it. Full Story
On a date with Denzel and Lenny. They hit up the Laker game together for a man date. Yeah. Wouldn’t you like to tag along? Lenny Kravitz is currently featured in Precious. Have you seen Precious? Please say you’ve seen Precious. Precious is up for several Oscars on Sunday including Best Picture. Full Story
And he doesn’t give a sh-t. Quirky motherf-cker. Love him. Here’s Robert Downey Jr helping you through the midweek hump out with a friend yesterday for coffee in workout pants that are a couple inches too short and a purple shirt and matching trainers. We’re just 10 weeks out on the release of Iron Man 2 which means he’s currently busy with pre-promotion, photo shoots, magazine interviews, getting ready for a massive press tour in support of his franchise. Full Story
Jon Hamm. He is so, so, SO nice. This is Jon Hamm leaving the HBC gifting suite today wearing Canada gear after loading up on Canada gear. As you probably know, the HBC red mittens were featured on Oprah last week, everyone is lining up around the block to get into the HBC store, many of you entered the sweater contest last week. Full Story
Sigh. He does not disappoint in person. Except for the fact that he has a girlfriend. Who is very pretty, and seems very sweet, and eats food, and doesn’t have thick ankles. Bitch. Seth Meyers came to Vancouver with Lorne Michaels for the Opening Ceremony and also to attend Roots Founder Michael Budman’s birthday party. Full Story
A lovely reader called Elle sent the trailer. It’s so rare to see you in a romantic role. So when we do get a chance to see you in a romantic role, the result is the major quiver. Especially since the object of your romance is your real life girlfriend and baby mother Alicja. And you share long lingering looks. Full Story
This is Ewan McGregor, hot as f-ck, today at the Berlin Film Festival with Pierce Brosnan and co-stars promoting The Ghost Writer. As you know, Ewan was just seen in Paris, hand in hand and lovey dovey with Melanie Laurent. He will have been told that those photos were disseminated. And yet he’s at the press conference, nothing to run from, nothing to hide. Full Story
There are a million rumours flying around about celebrities in Vancouver for the Games. Last night a random buzz swept through downtown that David Beckham and Jude Law were partying together at a locked down function. There is NO confirmation of this. But there is a George Clooney who’s been extremely undercover with a mysterious schedule and what looks to be a very quick secret visit. Full Story
GO away! Or give a bad interview. Act like a douchebag. Be like Ryan Reynolds. Live inside your own ass, snarl at fans and photographers. Stop being sweet and sex at the same time. Stop being so engaging and intense. Stop being so interesting and interested. Even in a journalist. Like paying attention to what she says. Full Story
I cursed Shannon for sending me this video of Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams at Sundance being interviewed for Blue Valentine. You’ll know why as soon as you hit play, the way he focuses on what she says, the way he can’t take his eyes off her, how he follows her eyes with his eyes from the side, and then he touches her. Full Story
And dancing. And falling. But not together. Oh la. Hot Harry spent the weekend in Barbados on official royal duty. He visited hospitals, made the children laugh, played polo, fell off his horse, and boogied down at a fundraiser. In his prim and proper khakis. It’ll be the best minute and a half of your morning. Full Story
Thank you for your emails in support of my quiveration for Eminem validating me against Duana’s disgust. He was HOT last night. And even Michelle admitted his face didn’t look so f-cked up. Check the way he’s wearing his pants. Please. With Drake and Wayne, Em delivered. Em was sharp, Em was tight, Em was SEX, and Drake is the pride of the 416. Full Story
Nicole Kidman’s face, but this also applies to Colin Firth’s hair. As you know, it’s never a terrible thing to see Colin in a tux. But my one complaint about him during awards season has been the hairspray. He is so much sexier with hair that moves. Like today, in London leaving Radio 2 after an interview, Colin’s hair in the wind, some grey in the corners, wearing the sh-t out of those jeans… YES. Full Story
