Quiveration Articles
Colin Firth in Holland to promote Mamma Mia looking like he just rolled out of bed. I like my Colin Firth just rolled out of bed. Looks like he’d have really great sleep smell. You know sleep smell? Sleep smell is so hit or miss. Some dudes have it, some dudes don’t. Some dudes have straight up sleep stank. Full Story
Jakey Gyllenhaal is currently in England prepping for his new role in the Prince of Persia, yet another video game turned full length feature that is said to be the next Pirates of the Caribbean franchise for Disney. As you can see, Jake’s hair has grown a little long. Looks f&cking hot. So hot Reese Witherspoon has joined him in London where they’ve been super low key. Full Story
F*CK! Apparently all that talk about an Arrested Development movie is “premature”, despite Jeffrey Tambor’s recent remarks that the film version of the criminally underrated show is imminent.Entertainment Weekly ... Full Story
Is it just me or is Jason Bateman in, like, every movie? Seriously, since Arrested Development was cancelled (wrong!) the man has not stopped. Jason stars alongside Charlize Theron and Will Smith in Hancock, showed up at the premiere last night looking hotter than ever. Bateman’s always been a sexy bitch, especially since he’s so funny…but something about his hair, his freckles, his summer tan, a great suit that fit him beautiful – last night Jason was packing something extra. Full Story
Mamma Mia: Meryl Streep, who is of a certain age, at the heart of a three man romantic intrigue. Yes… it’s a Hollywood movie. Can you believe it? Can you believe they’d make a movie about adults over 18? Here are two of those 3 men, both completely devoted to their wives, both dashing and debonair on the red carpet tonight at the London premiere. Full Story
No doubt you’ve seen the new Bond trailer…and if you haven’t, these are the stills that are quivering loins everywhere. Laura texted me this morning on this holiday weekend (the message title was "OH MY F&CKING") aching in her lady parts. She’s seeing Wanted tonight and will probably ache some more. Full Story
The LA Galaxy played DC United on Saturday – temperatures soared so Becks had to take his top off. Pity non? As always, David Beckham is the hotness. But … is it just me or is he looking a little lean? Speaking of SHE… While Becks travelled with the team, Posh stayed back with the boys and hooked up with her new Kate BFF Beckinsale to take them all figure skating. Full Story
So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? Remember Love Story? Remember the part when they pretended to throw snowballs at each other and frolicked in a winter wonderland? Now have a look at Becks and Casillas running and playing in the snow. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
For some reason, today’s edition is heavy on hot douchebags. Pipsqueaks, pissers, and philanderers… Must find some James McAvoy photos to balance that out. Must also see Wanted this weekend. Have heard from a few of my colleagues after the screening – word is Wanted is wicked. Will Wanted take down Get Smart for Angelina’s 3rd box office win in a row?
While you wait for Friday, satisfy yourself with James’s appearance on Jonathan Ross recently. When he talks…the Scottish accent… quiver and sigh, quiver and sigh.
GO TURKEY!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Nicolas Cage isn’t stepping out on his mail order bride with Tiffani Thiessen.
Hang in there Turkey! But f&ck Podolski is amazing. And he’s Polish. But the Poles didn't give him enough love. Boo. Anyway… My #1 and #2 – maximum quiveration when they played together. Gratuitous post just because half the world, or more, is probably watching the match right now. Full Story
1995/1996. Reality Bites was my life. Final year of university, no clue what to do, a lifelong obsession with Winona Ryder, I smoked cigarettes incessantly, cut my hair like her shag, wore baggy dresses over tank tops and chucks, never went to class, and videotaped the last 3 months of our lives. As lame as that sounds, my friend Timmy and I, we watched that footage back just last year and had the best laughs ever. Full Story
Will you see Wanted? Wanted opens on Friday – a departure for James McAvoy from what we’re used to seeing from him. And he makes out hardcore with Angelina Jolie. Yum. More yum… James and Anne-Marie Duff in Soho on Saturday, hand in hand, arm in arm. Sigh. The more he loves his wife, the more I love him. Full Story
James McAvoy attended the premiere last night of Wanted with his wife Anne-Marie. Must always repeat the following detail – Anne-Marie is 9 years older. Is that the hottest thing about him? That he loves an older woman? That he completely adores his older woman wife? And why not? Anne-Marie Duff has been called one of Britain’s brightest, most treasured actors. Full Story
David Beckham was in San Francisco yesterday to unveil his Armani Billboard – a massive shot of him in his undies. Thing is, I can’t decide which I lust better: my Becks close to naked or my Becks fully clothed. Because Becks wears his clothes so bloody well. Check out the suit. Check out how he fills out the suit. Full Story
To post pictures of Tom Brady. Even at the UPS store. Even if he doesn’t look at that great. Because I hate his hair and his tall boy pants and that chain attached to his wallet. But it’s the mark of a truly hot man that he’s still hot despite the fact that nothing else is working. Full Story
Start your day with a dose of Becks in briefs… You saw the black and white version yesterday, now here’s the colour. And one more from the Armani campaign – a taste of what Victoria Beckham is grossly underappreciating. Seriously. This is a man who needs to bounce that body off of some curves, you know? A man who needs to be received with supple, soft breasts. Full Story
David Beckham’s new ad for Armani. That's all. Thanks Catherine! Full Story
This is Becks driving around Beverly Hills yesterday in his jeep quivering some rich lady loins. Something about the way his fingers are touching his lips… it’s making me crazy. Always imagined he’d be the kind of man who is good with his hands. Strong hands that know when to be gentle. Full Story
Tom Brady. Yum. He spent Father’s Day in LA with his son John and, of course, Gisele too. Looks lie G is bonding with the little guy. Attached – photos of Gisele holding the baby and of both hugging the nanny who came to pick him up. Scenes like these probably don’t sit too well with Bitter Bridget. Full Story
James McAvoy at the German premiere of Wanted. His co-star is currently hiding out somewhere in France protecting the two future saviours of humanity. As such, James is doing part of the publicity tour for the movie on his own. Not that there’s a complaint. None at all. Just James is just fine. Full Story
