Where’s Snappy?

Renee Zellweger last night honoured the US military at the USO of Metropolitan Washington awards dinner…and it looks like SnapFace found a solution. At least a temporary one. Is it love? Renee is in love. She’s dating Dan Abrams. And this may be the explanation for why the skin on her face for a while hasn’t threatened to snap off like overstretched clingwrap. Even her lemon eyes seem bigger.

Love is the all-cure.

Love however hasn’t changed the pose-hard. As usual, in every frame, Renee Z is flexing. Her flexing is incessant on a carpet, in a gown. Her flexing is exhausting, never mind for her, but even for the observer. Watching her flexing makes my triceps burn.


Photos from Gene Young/Colin Drummond/Splashnewsonline.com

Posted on Thursday, March 26, 2009 at 8:24 AM