Angelina Jolie Gossip
Horniest place on the planet today? Definitely Tokyo. Robert Pattinson is there with New Moon director Chris Weitz on promotion and Brad Pitt just arrived without the Jolie and the babies sending the Hello Kitties into a lust frenzy from which they may never recover. Here’s the Hello Kitty philosophy: if you scream at them loud enough they will f-ck you. Full Story
Two books promising salacious never-before-revealed details into the lives of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are due for release this winter. The first is an unauthorised biography by Andrew Morton who wrote Princess Diana’s biography and, most recently, a rather underwhelming exposé on the GMD. Full Story
“Thanks God” it happened on a weekend. Because if it had been a weekday they would have crippled the stock market. Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear? The Twins, they came out to bless the world, and the Brangelunatics they wept with gratitude. Full Story
They’re in Syria. Meeting with Iraqi refugees as Angelina Jolie, in her role as goodwill ambassador for the UNHCR, continues to draw attention to the plight of those who’ve been displaced by war and terror. The Brange visited two families on their trip. Jolie said that they “have not recovered from the trauma they faced…"until other solutions are found, or these refugees are able to go home, it is essential that the international community help UNHCR to provide financial and food support so that they can survive. Full Story
Written by Jacek Angelina took Maddox grocery shopping today in France, stopping to sign some autographs outside the store. The full-length black bed sheet made another appearance. I think it’s getting to the point where she has only two looks. Her “going grocery and/or toy shopping” outfit, which is basically the same each time as pictured here, and whatever she might wear for a red carpet or premiere. Full Story
Brad Pitt turned up in Spain for the San Sebastian Film Festival, then in New York last week for the Clinton Global Initiative and while Angelina took Pax, Miss Zahara, and The Chosen One toy shopping... Full Story
Just received an email from Gigi who quit smoking a month ago:It's a bad day at the office and I keep thinking about what I would love to replace my ciggies with instead of food. And all I can think is HUGH JACKMAN . . . <sigh> Can I get some Hugh today in celebration of my one month without smokes? Of course. Full Story
New fairy tale? No. It’s the Brange girls. Pax and his mother accompanied Miss Zahara and The Chosen One to Toys R Us in France. New photos of a smiling Angelina and her adorable children are driving down productivity among Brangelunatics today as they’ve collectively fallen on the ground to await orders from Shiloh’s holy sword. Full Story
The Brangelunatics have been upset that the Twi-Hards are getting so much of the crazy spotlight. Let’s give them some love. Alejandra sent this email today in response to a People.com article that was posted earlier. Full Story
The Chosen One is currently spending summer holiday at the family chateau in France. Her brothers Maddox and Pax were out with their parents last week shopping for gerbils. Yesterday, the Chosen One was spotted with her mother around town, mingling with locals, picking up newspapers, almost like normal people. Full Story
Angie actually fashionable? Yes. She was not the benevolent earth mother last night. No, it was a throwback to the badass. And when she tries, when Angelina Jolie puts even a half hearted attempt into looking good, there really is no one else. That face. Her skin… Brad took Angelina out for dinner on Saturday night and it was a precursor to last night’s Inglourious Basterds premiere – how she glowed with little makeup on a date with her man to an Italian restaurant on what’s supposed to be the luckiest day of the year. Full Story
It’s my favourite Brad Pitt attribute, aside from the way he wears his pants. Brad supports the gays. Brad was one of the first big names to oppose Prop 8 and donated $100,000 to the efforts to fight it. And in a new interview for Parade Magazine, a softer, more open Brad once again comments on gay marriage: "Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Full Story
Judge them! Judge them again for being terrible parents! You judgy moms…I know you want to. So yeah I agree, it’s not the best meal every day, or even every other day, but me I can’t imagine growing up without some McDonald’s once in a while. I was clumsy when I was young. Kept busting my face. Full Story
Angelina Jolie and her girls went toy shopping yesterday while dad was working in Berlin. The video is below. Miss Zahara is rocking her stars, has inherited her father’s style sense. Full Story
Brad Pitt was in Berlin for the Inglourious Basterds premiere yesterday – an important one since the movie was filmed there. Brad arrived in the morning, wore a white tshirt, a cap, and khakis to the photo call, then the red carpet in a well fitted grey suit, with shades, took off his jacket at the afterparty where he threw back a few beer with this castmates before taking off this morning in the same white shirt and cap and khakis again hopping on a private jet presumably headed home. Full Story
Next headline: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are terrible parents because they feed their kids McDonalds. Gwyneth Paltrow “would rather die” than put that sh-t in her kids’ mouths. And many in the judgy mom set totally agree. “You mean you don’t buy organic? (Tut tut!) You mean your children aren’t eating organic? (Tut, tut, tut!)” Go to Whole Foods right now. Full Story
Angelina Jolie and son Maddox were photographed today at LAX flying out…and commercial! Must not be a long trip. Just like old times when it was only the two of them. Remember how little he was? And we’re only 2 weeks away now from Maddox’s 8th birthday. Brangelunatics don’t celebrate for Maddox though like they do for the Holy Twins and the Chosen One. Full Story
The Holy Twins turned 1 on Sunday. Of course there was a celebration. Of course People.com has the exclusive details. This is what happens when you pay over $20 million for baby photos. Turns out the Brange stayed in with the family. Full Story
Big surprise. The UK tabloids reported something and it turned out to be wrong. Shocking, non? Last week they put out a story about David Beckham posing with Angelina Jolie for Armani underwear. Becks has now denied the claim... Full Story
Angelina Jolie was photographed yesterday leaving the Raffles hotel driving away on her own. They move around a lot more independently in LA. Yesterday was also the Holy Twins' first birthday, already a year since the frenzy surrounding their arrival but months since we've seen them, prompting sketchy reports about health issues other dubious claims. Full Story
