Britney Spears Gossip
As you know, Lynne Spears wrote a tell-all complete with juicy details on Britney’s plummet called Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World. Details from her memoirs have now been leaked – nothing that would shock you, all things considered, except the tragic reality that her recollections won’t serve as a valid explanation so much as a roadmap for every other exploitative parent out there who thinks she has a Britney/Miley enrolled in pre-school. Full Story
Larry Rudolph confirmed it yesterday – Britney will NOT be performing at the VMAs. Boo. But performing is one thing, appearing is another entirely. Am told there is still a chance for that and why not? Can’t say it enough or more enthusiastically: Brit is looking better and better. SO much better. Full Story
Madonna opened Sticky & Sweet in Cardiff the other night and by all accounts did not disappoint. Even if she was 90 minutes late. Please. You expected her to care about your schedule??? The costumes and the choreography – “breathtaking”. The visual effects – state of the art. Full Story
Britney was seen leaving a recording studio last night with mom – still working hard, still on a good track. So good, her sons have been accepted into a very elite baby circle: little Kingston Rossdale was allowed to come over and play with SFP and JJ. Kingston, as you know, is super tight with The Chosen One Shiloh. Full Story
Britney – the summer is almost over…and Britney is still well. Amazing. An end of summer tradition – always the VMAs. And for many years, Britney has been a part of it. She is already appearing in the promos with host Russell Brand and the rumours have been swirling – that she will redeem herself on September 7th. Full Story
Ugh. Hate the word “maid”. Maybe it’s just me. More from Britney’s interview in OK! Magazine, this time about her time with her kids. The good news – Britney is in good spirits: "I'm healthy, happy and excited about the future.” Much of the reason for that of course is that she’s spending more time with her boys. Full Story
I broke the story last year of Britney’s disastrous shoot for OK! Magazine during which she appeared incoherent and spacey, rubbing chicken fried grease all over her designer wardrobe, pee’d in front of the crew, touched herself inappropriately, babbled like a baby, and let her dog piss and sh*t all over the floor before taking off without notice. Full Story
Gimme More! September 7th. We’ll be balls deep in TIFF. But something else is going on. The annual spectacular: the MTV VMAs. And Britney’s back! Marc Malkin is reporting that Britney shot a promo for the show with host Russell Brand on Tuesday, gamely referring to the “elephant in the room” and graciously joining in the collective ridicule that was last year’s amazingly memorable performance. Full Story
Every day it’s getting better. Yesterday was perhaps the best. Britney went shopping on Robertson, attracting a pap frenzy. And what is there to celebrate? Well… look at her. The hair – it’s been worse. By far. The skin – looks pretty good. The body – healthier and healthier. Full Story
Britney is celebrating the amicable resolution of her custody battle in Cabo with her assistant and friends, including George Maloof with whom she’s been friends for a long time. As you can see… her body, in a white bikini, it looks amazing. Amazing! And she’s smiling. Not the crazy eyeballs, up at 4am smiling that became her chicken fried signature but something resembling contentment. Full Story
Oh Shelfy. So predictable. It was widely reported yesterday that Britney and Justin will be reuniting professionally for a duet, according to OK! Magazine. Here’s what I wrote at the end of the article: Besides, adding Chicken Fried back in (Pip’s) diet would most certainly push Shelf Ass off the map. Full Story
Do you believe? OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake will reunite for her new album – a duet. Every month this story surfaces. And every month it gets slammed down. This time though, the magazine swears on Shiloh it’s true – and there may be reason to believe it. Full Story
Slowly but surely, every week an improvement - There can be miracles, when you believe… Check out Britney this weekend at the Generation Rescue fundraiser alongside Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy in support of autism research. No, no, of course it’s not what once was. And she still looks kinda spaced out. Full Story
Britney has completed her segment for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour – word is she thrashes around like a crazy person in an elevator and says defiantly to camera at the end: It’s Britney, bitch…which, if true, is kinda lame ass recycled. The good news – by all accounts Britney was well behaved and professional and seemed tired but exhilarated afterwards, not unlike what she looked like last night, as you can see from these photos of her with mom. Full Story
Britney was supposed to shoot a video montage for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet tour yesterday but due to set delays the shoot will take place today instead. Just as well…the technical glitch gave her a chance to get her hair fixed. And it almost looks real. Here’s Britney all smiles and in great spirits leaving the salon yesterday, clearly chuffed about having Madge on her side. Full Story
Madonna is saving Britney! Rumours were swirling that Chicken Fried Stupid would be appearing on tour with Her Madgesty… clarification: Britney has taped a piece that will run during Madge’s Sticky & Sweet tour kicking off August 23 in Cardiff. The segment was shot yesterday, the two were together – confirmed by publicists for both... Full Story
Wonder how Thom Yorke feels about this…Britney Spears leaving the gym yesterday with a copy of In Rainbows in hand. Really??? Britney listens to Radiohead? My husband is a little traumatised about it this morning. Still… it’s nice to see her happy and healthier. She’s on her way to establishing more contact with the kids, she’s not hanging out with random losers, and she looks very, very cute in her second appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Full Story
Britney Spears returned home this weekend to Louisiana for baby sister Jamie Lynn’s baby shower. Britney caught up with friends and appeared in good spirits – see attached photos of the family gathering at the Spears home. Impressive little property, non? Since daddy took over, things have continued to improve. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Moving is the worst. Moving on a travel weekend is absolute torture. Am on assignment for eTalk.ctv.ca until Wednesday – first Portland, then LA. Two pretty amazing interviews. Hint: Have you read Twilight? More on that later.
So Chicken Fried might be getting better…but Chicken Fried still can’t drive. Britney’s three car fender bender this weekend was the result, supposedly, of her doing her makeup before coming to a full stop. Thing is, I’d be a hypocrite if I slagged her for it. Because I can’t say I’ve never checked my blackberry behind the wheel. Will promise to stop, starting now. After all, I’m also Chinese. Terrible driving combination. By the way – you think she’s in love with her bodyguard? He has her type written all over him. They’ll probably be married by summer.
Monday – am blogging on the fly. Check back often… and I need your help! See below, am not too proud to beg.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Sarah Jessica Parker is not cranky. Also not Hilary Swank. No awards for this anorexic.
Photos from Wenn.com
The Madonna interview with Vanity Fair… First – her images. She looks amazing. Look at that ass. Don’t tell me that ass is photoshopped. You KNOW her ass is tight. Yes… that tight. And then there’s the interview. Madonna the artist, Madonna the visionary, Madonna the preacher, blah blah blah. Full Story
