Gorgessity Articles
It’s always about whose abs you want. Or ass. Or hair. Or nose. It’s never about the hamstrings. Hamstrings are underrated! But I only realised this today. I was just whining at my trainer Hayley yesterday about hamstrings: Why do we have to work on them every time??? Hamstring rolls on that f&cking ball are the worst. Full Story
Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not one. The video was apparently co-directed by Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. Full Story
We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most intimate and insightful of portraits – we are seeing her as he sees her. Full Story
Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s not afraid to keep her curves or rock a little belly bulge. Full Story
Last night, a dinner for The Changeling at Il Buco in New York, you will note how it was set up like an impromptu red carpet and as such her security gave them space to shoot her. And she obliged. But why not? Her skin looks amazing next to her new dark hair, taken down a few shades the way she used to wear it. Full Story
The Brange is back and better…and BIGGER too! Squee!!! Unseen for 4 months, as you know the tabloids chose to sell by telling the worst: that Angelina Jolie is starving, that she “looks in the mirror and thinks she’s fat”, that Brad is threatening to leave her. It was an easy assumption, especially she was so undeniably emaciated last year following the death of her mother. Full Story
The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried a river. But nothing is worse than the Jets with Brett Favre. Full Story
Can we get through today, you think, without fresh candids of the Shelf Ass and the Pips? After all, they’ve been in Rome for days. Is it possible that on just ONE of them they’d be able to elude the paps? Doubtful. Let’s take refuge then, albeit briefly, in casual Cameron Diaz, on the carpet at the star studded AFI Night at the Movies last night in Hollywood. Full Story
Michelle is in New York this minute shopping at J Crew with Rachel Weisz. They’re trying on the same cords…or something. Michelle is texting me from the change room I think. She has a new girl crush. I get it…but then again I don’t want to. I remind Michelle that she’s, um, weird and thrifty. Full Story
Last night in New York – the Ugly Betty premiere brought out the show’s star America Ferrera and its most notorious guest Lindsay Lohan. As you can see, America is the very essence of health and vitality. Beautiful skin that glows and glows, luscious hair, sexy curves … she is f7cking STUNNING. Full Story
Now this… this is a reminder we didn’t need. Like saying the sun rises in the east. Or that KFed Jr homewrecked his family with a farking mutt. It’s basic, it’s incontrovertible. Truth never changes. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey are otherworldly beautiful. Together, they are immortal. Full Story
Javier Bardem dropped out of Nine just after winning the Oscar for Best Supporting actor this year citing “exhaustion” as the reason, making way for Daniel Day Lewis to step into the singing dancing role. It’ll be a trip. Can’t wait. Javy has been very low profile during his time off, as has his lover Penelope Cruz. Full Story
The Lopez. Totally bounced back post-twins in fine form… so why not leave the kids with the nanny no one ??? and enjoy a night out? Here’s JLo looking amazing Saturday night with Marc leaving Foxtail – perfect legs, perfect hair, killer dress, and finally a proper makeup artist after too many months without her usual glow. Full Story
There was Alexis. Alexis and Milo Ventimiglia, remember? Many of you feel about Gilmore Girls the way I feel about Friday Night Lights. Including my friend Duana. I think she still has episodes of it on her PVR. And even though I was too late to the bandwagon, I can understand the devotion to a beautifully written, underrated underdog and, by extension, the actors you grow to love on those shows. Full Story
Granny Freeze likes to think of herself as Nicole Kidman, Queen of Australia but please…we all know the truth. And the truth is this: Gran isn’t even worthy of holding Cate’s umbrella. Cate Blanchett and her husband Andrew Upton attended the Helpmann Awards the other night – as you can see, Cate is clearly still breast feeding. Full Story
Maxi dress on a tall girl…makes such a difference. Even though I wish I could see her feet. Check out the best Blake Lively in a while last night on the carpet at the Sisterhood premiere. She glows, yes, she glows all over. But for me it’s the hair. Braids are my thing. A new variation on braids! Squee! Blake was supported last night by several co-stars including Leighton Meester who, at only 22, clearly understands girl code better than Victoria Beckham. Full Story
Ridiculous, crazy gorgessity. This is America Ferrera at the NY premiere last night of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2. Have you read them? The Pants are the anti-Hills. The anti-Paris Hilton. And the Pants aren’t boy crazy or shoe crazy. The Pants are all about your girls. I love the Pants. Full Story
My Gwynnie and Christy Turlington belong in the same mommy club. They hang out, they have each other over for play dates, they look at themselves and snicker at other people for not being as tall, or as thin, or as elegant, or as rich, or as privileged. Actually…only Gwyneth does that. Christy’s a good soul. Full Story
Jennifer Hudson at BET – a curvy girl rockin’ the sh*t out of a pair of skinny jeans. Love, love, love. JHud’s first album drops on September 30 and the first single Spotlight is doing reasonably well though it hasn’t taken off like she probably hopes. Weird. That she has an Oscar but musically it’s been a slower ride. Full Story
Halle Berry is sick. Like…ridiculous. Like sooo ridiculously beautiful. Halle enjoyed a “me” day yesterday, shopping in Beverly Hills, going for ice cream with a friend, and proudly showing off pictures of baby Nahla. Am all over the floppy hat. And the bag. Interestingly enough, Halle has been frank in the past about her post-Oscar choices, explaining that her award put her in a position where she could entertain film offers that provided more financially than artistically. Full Story
