Jennifer Garner Gossip
Taupe finally confirmed herself yesterday what we’ve now known for months – she’s pregnant with her second. She’s also, unintentionally of course, using it to her advantage with the MiniVan Majority. Check out Jennifer Garner yesterday at the Baby Einstein 10th anniversary event yesterday wearing curtains. Full Story
After being ordered to the GMD’s side Monday night for Tropic Thunder in LA, Katie Holmes flew straight back to New York for Tuesday rehearsals and then, ever the doting mom, she took Little Sci for playtime in playclothes (finally!) at Chelsea Piers in the afternoon. Am running out of adjectives for LS. Full Story
Taupe Garner went to visit a friend yesterday. Some people say women of a certain age should no longer do this or wear that. Don’t know if I agree but does this include hair barrettes? Because these cute little red ones are the most exciting things about her. I don’t mind the barrettes. At any age. Full Story
The Taupes and the Damons were in Miami this weekend at a fundraiser for Barack Obama. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner flew from LA on Friday specifically for the event, and squeezed in a visit with their besties Matt and Lucy who are also pregnant. Curiously enough, they had overlapping pregnancies last time too. Full Story
And to answer so many of your messages – no, they are not splitting up. In 3 years? In 5 years? Who knows? But right now, the Taupes are happy. They are committed. They are ambitious. They are expecting their second baby. They are renovating a new home. Here they are yesterday inspecting the progress hand in hand. Full Story
Taupe took her daughter to the park to play on the swings yesterday – mommy and Violet pictures are always a sure thing. These will end up in one of the weeklies for sure…because people love babies and people love bumps! As you know, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child. Full Story
Quick gloat. Click away if you hate. Victor Garber has confirmed that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child, this just a couple of weeks after total bullsh*t reports claimed they were on the verge of a split. Full Story
Taupe and Violet out and about today… and is it just me or is Jennifer Garner a little bigger ‘round the bust area? Jennifer Garner isn’t known for being chesty. These photos should give the bump nuts even more reason to flap, non? Once again, to reiterate, she and Ben Affleck are fine. Full Story
And they’re engaging the paps to convince you of it. As I always say – gossip is a buffet. The smut is laid out, your choice what goes on your plate. There were rumours last week that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have found themselves in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie situation. They immediately issued a denial. Full Story
After seeing the Worst.Taupe.Ever the other day, plain black looks amazing. Anything but that horrible hermy housefrock. Ew! This is Jennifer Garner leaving a restaurant in Brentwood yesterday. Full Story
They say that we are too hard on celebrities… that once in a while, since we are allowed to look like schlubs, celebrities should be allowed to look like schlubs. That we should be more kind and forgiving when they walk around wearing ass. I agree… to a point. Because when we look like schlubs it’s because we’re usually walking the dog at 6 in the morning. Full Story
And Taupe too of course. Taupe is unremarkable. Here’s the family Affleck after eating at a diner yesterday. Ben needs to wear these jeans every day. They look amazing on him. Ben and Jen have been “candid” quite often lately. Almost as though there’s an announcement coming down the pipeline. Full Story
Ben and Taupe took daughter Violet to her first day at pre-school Monday. Ben was apparently beaming with his nametag on during orientation for the parents while Jen was observed getting a little emotional. Violet meanwhile couldn’t have been more excited. Seriously…Violet is the best. Trading on her dimples is even better. Full Story
Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. And Violet is the cutest, cutest, cutest. Full Story
Ben and Casey Affleck were in London yesterday promoting Gone Baby Gone and also found time to drop in at The Return of the Salon hosted by Esquire Magazine held at the Sanderson Hotel. My only memory of the Sanderson Hotel is from last summer. We went there for drinks while working on the Diana Concert special, a group of us on the patio, when this woman (a full blown adult) stood up in a hurry after drinking too much and literally, no joke, sprayed puke across our table. Full Story
Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story
A rare appearance in public by Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner – these two usually go to great pains to walk a carpet separately. But they also had the good sense not to pull any celebrity f&ckery at the White House Correspondents’ dinner on Saturday night which is why we were treated to several photos of the couple holding hands arriving at and leaving the event. Full Story
In Boston this weekend, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner campaigned for Obama, hosting an event at a club called Rumour. I know it’s a conservative theme and a conservative crowd but faaaack… would it kill her not to dress, literally, like a hostess? On second thought – never mind. Full Story
Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer Garner’s career is hotter than ever. Full Story
Normally Taupe Jennifer Garner brought it…and how. There was an edge to her on the carpet last night – something sassy, something confident, something really sexy in the way she walked, in the way she posed, in the way she invited people to look at her. It was a new Taupe. It was almost NO Taupe! Needless to say, the dress had a lot to do with it. Full Story
