Jessica Simpson Gossip
Real girls don’t let girls go out looking stupid. Or twatty. Or porny. And certainly not all of the above. So it goes without saying, this Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for my girls. Because while I may go out looking like a raging f&cking bitch every day, my girls would never let me go out looking like my legs belong permanently in the air with my mouth wrapped around a cock. Full Story
He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!!I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music in Boston where John Mayer briefly attended. Full Story
The first piece of advice on my new site BeJessicasFriend.com would be to hang out more with someone like B. Beyonce doesn’t get stepped on. And she had a daddy manager too. And even though B’s mom dresses her like sh*t, the smell of a blowjob isn’t always lingering fresh around her lips. Full Story
Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked and her technique may have been gymnastic vocals at its worst, but I naively believed that the title “Jessica Simpson, singer”, was not a fallacy. Full Story
She continues to soldier on – promoting her country album Do You Know at almost every stop in New York. Last night it was Letterman and two wardrobe changes. First a black Herve Leger and peep toe Loubies which she wore on the show and then a long sleeve bore as she was leaving. I like the Herve. Full Story
Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on their own. Unfortunately she’s clearly not ready. Full Story
Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. Full Story
It’s like… it’s like she’s never, ever been to a sleepover, you know? The truth reveals itself much too often: Jessica Simpson has no girlfriends. No true girlfriends. No true back up. No girls with whom to discuss strategy – either via group session at lunch, or these days on IM, and as we do lately, via Skype. Full Story
Jessica Simpson is now the face of beer. Just announced – she is the new spokesperson for a Dallas based brewery called Stampede Light Plus – beer with “vitamins to support a healthy lifestyle”. Full Story
You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her assy antics are well known to those in Nashville. Full Story
NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson at Nobu in Malibu last night. Full Story
Smart move. Jessica Simpson is continuing to tour in support of her country album and since the reception has been lukewarm at best, it’s time to amp it up. Porny rocked out on stage at the Indiana State Fair in a pair of white short shorts, a denim shirt, and a funky belt over a pair of cowboy boots. Full Story
The effort is there...but so is the cheese. Granted, it’s over the top corny and I’m the bitch who’s dead inside. So most of the time, as soon as I hear the words “cherish” and “heart” in the same sentence, it’s an excuse to head to the casino. Anything is an excuse to head to the casino. Full Story
Fallsview Casino at Niagara Falls is one of my mother’s favourites. She likes the penny slots. She says the games are the most interactive. She claps her hands and cackles at the carton stories that creep across the screen. And she says she often doesn’t have to play very long to get comped for lunch AND dinner at the buffet. Full Story
It’s a shocking title. Because normally you’d think there really is no such thing. But Ken Paves is an anomaly. Ken Paves is, maybe, the only gay on the face of the earth whose hag always looks WORSE when he’s around. Consider the magnitude of this statement: Jessica Simpson is more attractive under the watch of her locker room stinky, football playing, jock strap wearing boyfriend than she is with her Main ‘Mo. Full Story
LOVE it. Love, love, love! My Maggie Gyllenhaal in a jumpsuit yesterday on the carpet for The Dark Knight premiere in London not looking like every other generic starlet in a strapless dress. But you have to be tall and lanky. Jessica Simpson, for instance, should never, ever, ever attempt. Ever. Still. Full Story
Not quite…but the title sounded good. And as you know, when Tony Romo is around, Jessica Simpson’s Tranny buggers off with Ken Paves, replaced of course by her Porny although shockingly Jess looked neither tranny nor porny this weekend in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin where she performed in concert for the first time in 3 years at the Country Thunder USA festival. Full Story
More photos of Jessica Simpson from this weekend – this time on a yacht with family members and her dog Daisy, serving up her breasts on display for the paps. The good news: no more tranny. The bad news: tranny’s been replaced by a porny. Is Porny > Tranny? Photos from Flynetonline.com... Full Story
Tony Romo played in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe the other day, Jessica Simpson flew in to join him with her sister and brother-in-law. As you can see, Jess, wearing white, tried to sneak into the event incognito. Very subtle. While in Tahoe Jess and Tony also showed up at the Heart concert. Holy sh*t. Full Story
Here’s Jessica Simpson yesterday spending time with a friend’s baby and also her Main Gay Ken Paves. Am not a fan of the maxi dress on regular sized, not tall girls. Not flattering. And something about the fact that your feet can’t be seen…it’s weird. On a red carpet, at a gala…fine. Full Story
