Mariah Carey Gossip
Saturday night in New York, Angelina wore Versace to premiere The Changeling. Saturday night in Vegas, Mariah Carey wore the same Versace to host a party. One dress, two broads, and both in Spanx….who wins? Oh Mimi. You never want to go head to head against the Jolaire.* Mimi probably went Hello Kitty on her stylist’s ass. Full Story
Or risk instant divorce. Must have been part of the prenup. Nick Cannon accompanied his wife to the screening of her movie Tennessee on Friday night and spent the entire evening making sure never to stand in front of her. Hovering always just behind her, holding her hand or her waist, presenting her as his queen, Nick adheres to his marital obligations with a smile… And why not? Making Mimi happy is a privilege. Full Story
Now here’s an occasion when The Presentation is actually warranted. Of course Mariah Carey should be presented. Of course she should be guided around by her consort, presented like a princess at a Hello Kitty ball. Of course she should be. She makes for a much better than Katie Holmes anyway. As you can see, Nick Cannon is taking the GMD’s signature move and making it all his own. Full Story
Concierge.com has just posted an article listing the worst celebrity hotel guests ever. Not surprisingly, Amy Winehouse makes an appearance with her bloody cuts and her food fights. Also Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, when his head was a mess and he decided to trash a hotel room. Full Story
Mimi brought her cheese to TRL yesterday and added a dash of rainbow to the mix. Amazing. Two items to note here: First – Mimi wants you to see that her abs are still as flat as ever, that her new body is as fit as ever, that she is no Janet Jackson, she will not change bodies 3 times a year. Next – Mimi wants you to be very aware of the fact that she’s wearing her ring. Full Story
I don’t understand how people can hate on Mimi. Mariah Carey is a gift to us all. Anything, anyone who can make you smile so broadly, who can make you laugh so heartily, who can amuse so consistently is undoubtedly a creation of her Holiness Shiloh Jolie Pitt. Here’s the video of Mimi throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game in Japan this week. Full Story
She loves it. She can’t get enough of it. And look at the size of that f&cking ring! Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon went out for dinner in Beverly Hills last night and were greeted by a pap army upon leaving, all of them eager to grab a shot of our favourite newlyweds. But have you seen her wedding spread in People yet? It’s a MUST browse at the grocery. Full Story
People’s interview with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon about their wedding is seriously, like, the best thing ever sprinkled with many, many moments of gooey cheese, butterflies, and cotton candy…just like Mimi! Some of my favourite parts: People: When did you first know that (you two had a connection)?Nick: I'd always admired Mariah from afar, but once we connected I felt it was destined: This has to be my wife. Full Story
WAY hotter than Beyonce and Jay-Z! People Magazine bought the exclusives – Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding photos and details in the new issue. The cover was released today…and as you can see, Mimi looks ridiculously and naively in love and, most importantly, extremely sated. Full Story
Doesn’t look like Ashton had anything to do with it! Nope… Mimi’s just crazy! And crazy in love. One of Nick Cannon’s relatives reportedly confirmed the news to E! and the New York Post is suggesting that it happened so quickly, she actually went ahead with it BEFORE signing a prenup! See what happens when you lose too much weight too quickly? You fry your brain! As for the ring drama and whether or not he recycled the same ring he used for Selita Ebanks – it was confirmed that Nick purchased Mimi’s ring from Jacob & Co: pink diamonds, 17 carats worth $2. Full Story
Mariah Carey is working, working, working her new album and so far the press surrounding it has largely focused either on her body, how much weight she’s lost and her love life – whether or not she’s engaged to Nick Cannon, and did they just elope…??? Seriously… Do you even know the name of her album? I had to think very long and hard without google about that. Full Story
LOVE it! Mariah Carey showed up at the Tribeca Film Festival last night dressed down in a simple white button down and jeans in order to properly show off her huge honkin’ new ring. Nick Cannon also happened to be at Tribeca and the two held hands afterwards at a party... Full Story
At Idol Gives Back last night, Mimi posed in a tank top and jeans with a super flat stomach, little arms, a whittling waist, and not a trace of chubb. She says she’s been working hard with her trainer and eating well… it shows! Mimi Cheese has a slammin’ body. And the best part is there’s really no cause to worry. Full Story
Probably full of sh*t but it’s the juiciest cheese…and it’s also Mimi! National Enquirer is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hooking up, ever since he guested on her new video. Mimi is ten years older. Love it. And love Nick Cannon. Have loved him since Drumline. Full Story
I need it, you need it, Mimi Cheese is our favourite. And this week’s instalment does not disappoint. (Why the f&ck does Microsoft Word keep taking the second “L” out of installment??? I prefer traveLLing with two “L’s” too.) Back to Mimi – she was featured on The Hills MTV special yesterday… it was a little bit embarrassing, really. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
March Madness… can you taste it? And did you taste Mimi’s cheese on SNL? Seriously… Mimi’s cheese was stronger and more pungent than ever. My husband and I kept trying to look up her skirt which was, maybe, just maybe, 7 inches long.
Click here to touch her body. Click here to watch her show off her funny cheese with Jonah Hill and Bill Hader. And attached – Mariah in full cheese posing for the paps at the afterparty. Mimi Cheese makes my life.
Monday – online all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Heads up Calgary – gossip party during Juno lead-up is coming together!!! Details to come later this week… but first the date. The date is Thursday, April 3rd. You comin’???
PPS. Isla Fisher is not blowing and dashing. The singing bitch with complaints is not Celine Dion. Jean-Claude Van Damme is not gay and broke but he totally could be, though at the very least his aggressive hustling has apparently been dialed down.
Mimi is heavily promoting her new album and wants you to touch her new skinny body. Literally. She looks good, non? Do you like her new single? Mimi hit up TRL yesterday wearing all slimming black, showing off a very small waist and an even smaller ass encased in a pair of leather pants size… 0 but really 4? One of my favourite gossip items ever! Remember when it came out that Mariah had her assistants change the sizing on her clothes so that a 6 became a 2 and then she’d walk around telling everyone in interviews that people are always shocked to find out how little she “really” is? Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Am happy she’s back. Full Story
She is a gift to good gossip. Her Cheese is unparalleled – an endless source of amusement on the darkest of days. Here is Mariah Carey on the cover of Glamour Magazine. And the interview inside doesn’t disappoint. Two passages in particular: Mariah’s New York triplex is massive – 12,000 square feet of Mimi cheese, so spacious she has no clue how many bathrooms, one of which is devoted to Hello Kitty. Full Story
What’s the difference between Rossum and Mimi Cheese? Rossum makes you want to drill a hole into your skull through the eyeball. Mimi Cheese just makes you giggle. Mimi is amusing. Laughing at her is fun. And while this is certainly not her objective, at the same time, she is providing pleasure and not pain. Full Story
Can’t get enough of this shit. Nothing more delicious than a shameless bitch. Mariah Carey at the VH1 Save the Music Foundation gala last week required the attendance of not one, not two, but NINE assistants to address her every need, including adjusting her breast tape, periodically brushing away stray hairs, and having heated hot rollers on the ready just in case a section of hair needed some more body. Full Story
