Tom Cruise Gossip
It’s Katie Holmes, in Melbourne, beginning work on Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. In leggings, glasses, and a toque if you squint you can see Josh Hartnett. Interestingly enough, she was seeing Josh Hartnett just before the GMD captured her. And there are still a few of you who are convinced that Little Sci is actually a Hartnett. Full Story
Katie Holmes will spend the summer shooting Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark in Australia. She arrived with the GMD and Little Sci today in Melbourne, were spotted at the private airfield and taken to Crown Casino to meet up with the GMD’s longtime friend Jamie Packer. Jamie Packer is a super rich dude – family used to be the richest in Australia. Full Story
The GMD and his Robo attended Cameron Diaz’s Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday – we see a lot of Katie Holmes but the Midge has been selective about his appearances lately, always strategic, always calculating. He’s to begin work on a new film with Cam very soon. It only helps him to help her. Full Story
Like I wrote last time, every time I see her now, the song plays in my head. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer…Are we human? Or are we dancer? They say she’s definitely dancer. Seen here leaving at the dance studio yesterday with Little Sci. I’m sure you’ve heard? Katie Holmes has been training hard, prepping for a performance on So You Think You Can Dance. Full Story
Been battling a cold for days. Slept like sh-t last night. Early early rise this morning… But now it’s all better. It’s become a fried rice day. Johnny on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair... Full Story
Her bag bag, the white one, and this dumbass dress she’s wearing. SO unflattering. Can you imagine? Having all that money? And blowing it on stupid f-cking clothes? Katie Holmes was photographed shopping yesterday in LA, fresh off her Gumby-like appearance... Full Story
Thanks for your messages. I would have needed them even if not in Cannes. Haven’t watched Idol is years but hear this season that Adam Lambert saved the franchise? At least this is what Entertainment Weekly tells me. Must be why Katie Holmes showed up with Little Sci last night. Random. So who’s a fan of the show? Mom or LS? Because I’m thinking if you know the show, you know it can get loud. Full Story
I don’t know, the chorus just popped into my head when I saw these pictures. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer…Are we human? Or are we dancer? Anyway, here’s Little Sci with her mother leaving dance class today. LS looks pretty pumped. I like that her stuffed lamb has to come along everywhere. Full Story
This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything she’s made for herself sucks balls. Full Story
He must have switched her off for the night. Check out Katie Holmes’s expression leaving the Star Trek premiere with the GMD. That’s about as blank as it gets. The two did not walk the carpet, sneaking inside to the screening instead, attempting perhaps to be respectful, choosing on a rare occasion not to steal the spotlight, unlike that f-cker Mel Gibson earlier this week at Wolverine with his uber low grade Angelina Jolie wannabe. Full Story
It’s Empire Magazine’s 20th anniversary. To celebrate, the magazine’s 20th Anniversary Edition has been guest-edited by Steven Spielberg with exclusive interviews and including an amazing photo shoot inspired by – what else? – the movies! Attached: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson from Harry Potter. Full Story
When Little Sci turned 2 last year, the GMD borrowed Victoria Beckham’s white sneaker wedges for the party and showed them off at the party. They were visible even from the helicopter! This year, Tom Cruise didn’t need high heels. Because he had a trampoline. Little Sci is now 3 years old. Full Story
Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy with a curriculum based on the teachings of L Ron Hubbard, you know the science fiction writer who founded a religion based on aliens? Yeah. Full Story
What do they have in common? Heels! My bad – I did not look closely at the photos yesterday before posting after viewing them in thumbnail size only before downloading… Many of you emailed to point it out: RDJ is wearing at least 2 inches, if not more. Just like the GMD. I’ve attached additional photos here. Full Story
Not free just yet but some say she’s starting to reassert her… personality. Don’t get too optimistic. Xenu’s hold is strong and unforgiving. Ask John Travolta. We were talking about the GMD the other night, a drunken night outside a pub. What else is there to discuss? At this point I don’t think it’s so much a question of gay but of deliberate androgyny. Full Story
They are reportedly in negotiations to star together in a romantic comedy – Cameron Diaz and the GMD reuniting several years after playing lovers in Vanilla Sky. There are many reasons why that film didn’t work. One of them…I didn’t buy them together. Didn’t buy him with Penelope Cruz either. Full Story
Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria would have been in at least 5 inches if she had come along. Full Story
How stupid of me to think initially that she wouldn’t be on his arm in Tokyo at the Valkyrie premiere. While in Japan, Katie Holmes also decided to try out their weaving technique… LONG hair! You like? I don’t like. I don’t hate, but I don’t like. There’s nothing offensive about it, no of course not. Full Story
Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the Crazies met up at the Globes in January. Full Story
Valkyrie premiere in Tokyo –the GMD looking sharp in a well cut suit giving the Hello Kitties something to live for. Check out the trademark jaw clench taken in profile. Someone wrote to me the other day that he’s starting to resemble SnapFace Renee Zellweger. Totally. But I don’t think Renee goes to Brazil. Full Story
