Tom Cruise Gossip
I’m telling you, Tom Cruise Jr really IS Tom Cruise Jr. In so many ways. This is Taylor Lautner leaving LAX today. Side by side, see for yourself. Right? And the security detail too. It’s the same! Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise Jr. They same body type, the same aviators, Jr’s even working the jaw clench now, and of course the same plastic machine Hollywood attitude. Full Story
With the exception of the Brange and Depp, all the heavy hitters are in town for Oscar week. It’s when sh-t gets done. And what would a high profile week be without the presence of the GMD reminding us that he’s still relevant? Tom Cruise spoke last night at the 5th Annual Oscar Wilde: Honoring The Irish In Film event, riding up on his bike, all manly mans in his biker jacket, delivering his remarks with trademark intensity and jaw-clenching emphasis. Full Story
For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member of the Church of Xenu. Full Story
If Maverick had a son? Please. Totally Taylor Lautner. Check out the Junior GMD on the beach during Super Bowl weekend festivities on Saturday. Like the classic volleyball scene or, as my friend Joey Gorgeous calls it, “the gay sporty scene from that homo porno about pilots”. After all these years, there is an heir to Tom Cruise. Full Story
CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, the GMD and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for a photo. So now everyone is saying Manslinger’s discard is hooking up with Cammie D. Full Story
Tom Cruise and John Travolta were unable to participate in George Clooney’s Hope For Haiti Now telethon because they were committed to another event - the Living Legends of Aviation. Full Story
Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent of the GMD. Full Story
Katie Holmes went shopping yesterday on her own … with bodyguards. Wonder what Little Sci is getting from Hermes. Along the way, she ran into a friend and remembered how to smile. Exhausted from all the money spending, Katie hit up the Starbucks for a coffee break. You will note, she’s dressed casually in jeans, a lumberjack shirt…and heels. Full Story
As you know, the GMD and Cameron Diaz have been working on a new movie called Knight & Day. A trailer has just been released. I like their chemistry. And I like the look of it. And while I’m not saying it’ll be the best sh-t ever of all time, I enjoy watching movie stars in movies. REAL movie stars. Full Story
I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in comparison, I guess the way the GMD and Katie Holmes entertain at dinner well it’s not quite as eyerolling as the real people I’ve encountered, but at the same time, as always, they do bring the fontrum. Full Story
Cameron Diaz joined the GMD and Katie Holmes at the Sevilla vs Glasgow soccer game last night. Katie seemed much more animated than usual, non? Was it the beer? Robo gets smashed? Look at her all touchy feely and tipsy. This will be me tonight too with my Darren at Lady Gaga. What’s amazing is that she’s allowed to imbibe. Full Story
He’s a big boy on his big bike and he knows better than you. So if you dare question the GMD’s manly man knowledge, you’re going to get The Hand. Please. Why try? He knows EVERYTHING. He has studied the History of Bikes. You don’t know the History of Bikes. Here he is shooting a bike scene with Cameron Diaz yesterday in Spain. Full Story
Little Sci loves dressing up in pretty frilly things. Just like Daddy? Little Sci’s advantage is that she gets to do this in public. She and Katie Holmes flew to Sevilla, Spain this weekend to spend time with the GMD who’s been busy shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. The camera happy family hit up the park for some public play time, showing off Little Sci’s dramatic new pink flamenca. Full Story
The GMD and Cameron Diaz continue to shoot Knight & Day in Seville, Spain, spotted yesterday walking around set. As you can see, he’s working it in a slimming black tight tee with brown skinnies like he wishes it was 1999, or that he could style it like Brad Pitt. No such luck. But he’s so endearing for trying. Full Story
The GMD is off in Europe having the time of his life shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz, riding around on a motorcycle all manly man, waving at his public, grinning widely at the crowds gathering around the set. Meanwhile Katie Holmes flew back to Hollywood this weekend to walk the carpet at the Dizzy Feet Foundation Inaugural Celebration of Dance yesterday with her hair in a messy knot and a gorgeous pale grey leather jacket. Full Story
That little Midgey, he’s in his element, isn’t he? Running around Europe shooting action sequences involving daredevil feats and manly man stunts, pointing a gun, clenching his jaw, delivering the most intense oneliner as if his life depended on it, followed by a toothy insane cackle… Just wanted to attach this again in case some of you missed it. Full Story
The GMD is in Austria shooting Knight & Day with Cameron Diaz. He showed his big grin off for some fans yesterday but they were unable to find an apple box for him to stand on so he had to puff his chest out extra manly. While Tom worked in Europe, Katie Holmes stayed back for her own project The Romantics and spent the weekend with the girls Isabella and Little Sci. Full Story
Seen jogging on his 3 year anniversary, the GMD was accompanied by security without Katie Holmes. Maybe he’s getting ready to feast tonight. I love the visual though. Like that’s the only way his bodyguard can keep up with his short speedy lgs. Whatever. The point of this article is not about Tom Cruise’s cardiovascular activity but to alert you to this amazing video Lorella just sent me … Imagine Tom Cruise in Twilight. Full Story
It’s their anniversary today and to celebrate the occasion both Us Weekly and Star Magazine feature the couple on their covers, both publications taking it balls to the wall with suggestions that theirs is a contract marriage fraught with drama. Full Story
This is shocking. Katie Holmes appeared in New York this morning continuing to shoot The Romantics, for which she is a producer, on a coffee run. Herself. She carried her own coffee. Robo doesn’t normally travel independently. Besides, these are tasks reserved for the lowly. She also always is accompanied by security. Full Story
