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Nick Presents Mimi!

Now here’s an occasion when The Presentation is actually warranted. Of course Mariah Carey should be presented. Of course she should be guided around by her consort, presented like a princess at a Hello Kitty ball. Of course she should be. She makes for a much better than Katie Holmes anyway. As you can see, Nick Cannon is taking the GMD’s signature move and making it all his own. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, September 05, 2008 at 9:54 AM

Pacey vs the GMD

Last week I posted this article about Joshua Jackson and Katie Holmes both in New York working at the  same time on separate projects. For three years, KatE has been isolated from her past, alienated from the reality that defined before that fateful motorcycle ride with the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

Joshua Jackson says he will see Katie Holmes on Broadway

Posted on Tuesday, August 26, 2008 at 1:12 PM

Presenting…in all black!

It makes my life: seeing the GMD “present” his Robo. And it’s even more welcome since it’s been so long - months maybe since we’ve seen the Presentation: he holding her hand ceremoniously, a princess introducing his well-trained princess to a hungry public, this time in matching black and shades. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, August 25, 2008 at 6:20 AM

Maverick flies solo

For the GMD, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy when he’s with her. Alone though, when he’s on his own, and not holding her in a death grip with his short arms wrapped around her waist, when he’s flying solo with no Goose of a wife, the GMD is much more appealing. Full Story

Tom Cruise out and about in New York without Katie Holmes Tom Cruise out and about in New York without Katie Holmes Tom Cruise out and about in New York without Katie Holmes Tom Cruise out and about in New York without Katie Holmes Tom Cruise out and about in New York without Katie Holmes

Posted on Monday, August 18, 2008 at 12:22 PM

GMD Family Friendly Dinner

Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, August 18, 2008 at 8:40 AM

All Smiles!

Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s smiling wide and clear! Check out the GMD, now in NYC, chivalrously dropping off his RoboBride, walking her ten steps from the car to the door. Full Story

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Posted on Friday, August 15, 2008 at 8:29 AM

Robo Couture

This dress she wore at Tropic Thunder the other night – apparently KatE designed it herself. With the help of her stylist. You likey? I don’t know. To me it looks messy. The halter strap seems unfinished, the material cheap, and the way it’s folding around her hips is kinda budget bridesmaid. Full Story

Katie Holmes designs her own dress for Tropic Thunder premiere Katie Holmes designs her own dress for Tropic Thunder premiere Katie Holmes designs her own dress for Tropic Thunder premiere Katie Holmes designs her own dress for Tropic Thunder premiere Katie Holmes designs her own dress for Tropic Thunder premiere

Posted on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 1:38 PM

They’re Back…with heels

The web-wide obsession has returned. This time accessorised. With heels. Check out Katie Holmes in her gay midget jeans, cuffed and rolled, and sitting atop a pair of gorgeous heels that aren’t for the lazy. 5 minutes to take on and off, non? She’s loving it and of course the GMD is loving it too. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 8:37 AM

No Rest for the Robo

NYC – LA – NYC No wonder she’s so thin. Sleepless at night hungering for a real man, sleepless during the day hungering for a real life, sleepless in the afternoon hungering for a career again, on Broadway no less, and summoned to the GMD’s side whenever he needs to sell a movie…here’s Katie Holmes back in New York and heading to rehearsal this morning. Full Story

Katie Holmes back in New York just hours after joining Tom Cruise at Tropic Thunder premiere in LA Katie Holmes back in New York just hours after joining Tom Cruise at Tropic Thunder premiere in LA

Posted on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 at 9:28 AM

The Jolie > The GMD

Tom Cruise had been attached to a project called Edwin A Salt for many months. His involvement recently ended, supposedly because Hollywood players no longer believe he can pull off “slick action dude” with aplomb. Salt tells the story of a loyal spy accused of being a two faced spy who must pull a Jason Bourne until he’s been exonerated. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 at 7:52 AM

Robo Married A Dork

Look at him. Wearing every colour under the rainbow, no pun intended, and too new jeans….and a jacket that shines? It shines! It shines with a sheen! Have you ever seen anyone as UNcool as Tom Cruise? Why work so hard working out only to wear a purple sweater in Los Angeles in the middle of f&cking August??? Here they are at last night’s Tropic Thunder premiere scaring the sh*t out of everyone, as usual, with their over-exuberance. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 at 6:39 AM

Robo Jean Parade

Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate in high waisted delight. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, August 11, 2008 at 6:31 AM

Growing the GMD

There’s always a message, non? So here’s what the GMD has programmed for us this one… a not so subliminal message sent through the rolls on his wife’s jeans: he’s always close to her AND he’s not short. According to her stylist, they actually DO belong to him http://www. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, August 07, 2008 at 3:00 PM

Little Sci and the Little Mermaid

Will she grow a tail one day and swim away? To the find the freedom her mother lost? Katie Holmes took Little Sci to see the Little Mermaid last night. LS seemed to be bothered by the noise – as you can see, mom tried to be cheerful and soothe her baby. Not sure where daddy is. Highly unusual for the GMD to leave his wife and child alone for so long. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, August 07, 2008 at 7:02 AM

Better unrolled

Better…but still sh*t. KatE continues to torture us with us those jeans. Some of you have written to posit that they’re actually the GMD’s, that he makes her wear them to be close to her. It’s totally something he would do… Only … These are TOO LONG to be his. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 2:22 PM

A Closer Look

Ok we have to go back to this. Because it’s not just tucked behind her ears… it’s actually cut right off. And the cut itself is all good. Even great. Am all over it. The cut in combination with the androgyny and the scientology and the looming gay midget, as ass backwards as that sounds, is what makes it creepy creepy. Full Story

Katie Holmes cuts her hair super short to attract her super short husband Katie Holmes cuts her hair super short to attract her super short husband Katie Holmes cuts her hair super short to attract her super short husband Katie Holmes cuts her hair super short to attract her super short husband

Posted on Tuesday, August 05, 2008 at 1:47 PM

Robo Glam Butch

Man or Woman? Katie Holmes is not quite there yet, but YET is the operative word. The difference is butchy girls are proud of their style choices. Katie on the other hand really wants to be girly but must honour her husband and play like a man. This is Katie heading to rehearsal today in NYC, still wearing those assy jeans, but now they’re paired with accessories. Full Story

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Posted on Tuesday, August 05, 2008 at 11:33 AM

Katie in the City

After being trapped at sea on family holiday with the GMD, Katie Holmes has arrived in NYC to throw herself into some serious rehearsal time for her Broadway debut in All My Sons. A supertoned KatE was seen out and about today, clutching a binder, showing off some cut arms, and wearing those ridiculous jeans. Full Story

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Posted on Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 11:55 AM

Tabloid Wars: Preparing for The Twins

JustJared is reporting that the Holy Jolie Twins have been sold to People Magazine. As such, every other publication is bracing for annihilation, pumping out salacious covers in the hopes of banking as much money as they can before the double deity double issue stagnates their sales. Full Story

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Posted on Wednesday, July 30, 2008 at 12:00 PM

Posh …the GMD… and Madge too?

You remember the sneaker wedges, don’t you? Remember when Posh wore them to throw out the first pitch at the Dodger’s game last year? And then Tom Cruise borrowed them for Little Sci’s birthday party in April? Photos are attached. Remember??? Posh and the GMD … understandable. Full Story

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Posted on Monday, July 28, 2008 at 6:16 AM