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I desperately need to know. Whoever it is, he/she needs to be terminated. That sh-t is horrendous.

Sigh.

Porny arrived in New York today. Was photographed heading to a meeting. From the waist down we’re good. She’s been working out, she’s showing off her lean legs.

On top though, on top this is painful. That material is painful. That colour is painful. With the technology we have at our fingertips these days, this is unacceptable. I could have told her this over Skype but she continues to deny my friendship. And she pays for it. Over and over and over again.

Also…

What’s up with Jessica Simpson’s face?

Check it on the closeup. The forehead and then the mouth. Awful. Like she’s gargling some balls.


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and DISCIULLO/Bauergriffinonline.com

Jessica Simpson arrives in New York in tacky gold

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